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    Who wants to play flip cup?








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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    When I was in my early 20s, I went to visit my buddy and some doosh in a pickup truck decided to park diagonally across two parking spots. The lot was completely full and I had to wait until somebody left to get a spot.

    After we parked, my buddy and I went over and jammed a stick into the valve stem of both tires on one side so it would release the air. By doing two tires, I knew he would have no chance to just throw on a spare.

    Only wish I could have seen his face when he saw his pickup listing hard to starboard.
    When I was just learning to drive, my sister and I would drive to school - but we had to park on the street in the city - and every day finding a spot was like a 30mins exercise.

    One day, I found a spot near our house and my sis dropped me off to hold the spot (there were cars behind her so she could not back up) while she went around the block.

    After she left some douchey-looking guy in a custom-painted GOLD VW Jetta nosed into the spot and actually came right up to my legs and bumped me with his car. Like a naive kid I was explaining that I was holding the spot - he was like a 30yr-old - gave not a fck at all - and hopped right up the brownstone steps in front of the spot and into his apartment.

    I was so angry. I went down to the corner and bought a few tubes of crazy glue and went home. I waited until it was dark and then came back to the street, cut off the tops of the crazy glue tubes and emptied them into the door locks on either side. This was in the 'old' days before keyless entry.

    I hope the douche enjoyed his convenient spot. . ..
    Last edited by adpz; 05-15-2013 at 03:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    NOW: WTF does a "First Down" smell like?


    common - everybody wants to know
    What is better than "sloppy seconds"?

    I'll take queefs for $1000 Alex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    What is better than "sloppy seconds"?

    I'll take queefs for $1000 Alex.
    FIRST DOWN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    I'd say ask Sanchez, but he hardly ever sniffed a 1st down, just linemans asses
    great 31st post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    I'd still hit it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post

    i must confess, i am aroused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post

    NOW: WTF does a "First Down" smell like?
    Not the right fan base to be asking this. We have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Apparently she gives a very memorable hand job.

    But it results in a sex change.


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    Hahaha. Lady thinks she can summon universe power to stop charging man.
    Dude fakes seizure after it doesn't work out
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