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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Later *****es!!!!

    I'm off to pay dues. Like feelings of self-worthlessness and doubt about your sexual identity, I will return. c-yas
    Good luck. Stay out of trouble so you get out in the 30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Good luck. Stay out of trouble so you get out in the 30.
    +1

    Do they give free dental in county.

    Take advantage

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    LMAO!!

    I said the same thing to a PO once. 11 months and 29 days later, the joke was on me


    But....if you can do 30-90 and get off of probation, it's much MUCH better than probation. Probation is a trap. And "county time" is easy. When you're in, just write the Trustee Sargent and get to work. When I was locked up, I worked in the kitchen for a few months and then was assigned to clean booking and receiving and the jail hallways. It was a great was to pass the time...and the guards are much cooler than the inmates. A few of the CO's I met are good friends of mine now.
    The Hampur delivers!

    (Rrandom slices to order; call today!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Damn... That just happened to me not too long ago. Going to a bar in the city that I had never been to before. Came out of the subway, knew exactly which way to go and started walking as I made a call.

    Walked about a full block when it hit me that I was a dumbass and had confidently walked the wrong way. Felt like a friggin' moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post



    Later *****es!!!!

    I'm off to pay dues. Like feelings of self-worthlessness and doubt about your sexual identity, I will return. c-yas
    Good luck!

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    I love how you can tell the cop lost it after this LMAO....


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    Jenga level 99




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    The guinea pig is pure win!

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    A tale of two sons rofl


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    From the 'Seriously?' files:



    RIP Society of the Day: Not content with cornering the pizza party market, Pizza Hut has set its sights on the proposal party set too.

    For $10,010, Pizza Hut will provide you with all the trimmings necessary for just a really classy way to kickstart an engagement: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a professional photographer and videographer, and, of course, a $10 Pizza Hut Dinner Box complete with a one-topping pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce, and 10 cinnamon sticks with icing in a cup for dippin’. Last but certainly far from least: A limo to take you to the Pizza Hut of your choice.


    Like I said: Just really classy stuff.


    You’re going to want to act fast, though: Pizza Hut has only made 10 “Perfect Proposal” packages available. For the love of God — hurry.

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    A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders:




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    I remember when this story broke on the Onion, and all the idiots on Facebook thought it was real LOL

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    LOL







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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
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    RMAO

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    This really has to be reposted here where everyone can appreciate it.

    Peyton Manning inspired logo changes....the thread itself is teh awesome.

    These are the Jets logos ROFL....















    Link:

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...0&pagenumber=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders:



    24-26 killed me, ROFL

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