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    How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook

    HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it "George W. Bush"

    3. Send it to the trash.

    4. Empty the trash.

    5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush"?

    6. Firmly Click "Yes."

    7. Feel better?

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    [QUOTE=Tanginius]HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it "George W. Bush"

    3. Send it to the trash.

    4. Empty the trash.

    5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush"?

    6. Firmly Click "Yes."

    7. Feel better?[/QUOTE]

    During the runup to the 2004 election, I saw a bumper sticker once that read, "Save the Environment - Plant a Bush in Texas."

    Thought it was pretty clever.

    The best one I saw from the Right read, "Annoy a Liberal - Work, Succeed, Be Happy."

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    That's pretty childish, no? And when Bush leaves office, the world will clearly go back to being the Paradise it always was, with chocolate trees and everyone sh!tting cupcakes. C'mon. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=quantum]That's pretty childish, no? And when Bush leaves office, the world will clearly go back to being the Paradise it always was, with chocolate trees and everyone sh!tting cupcakes. C'mon. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]


    [url]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke[/url]

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    a good belch always starts the day off right......

    [IMG]http://www.iceagenow.com/GoreBreatingFire.jpg[/IMG]

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    jalepenos for breakfast, lunch AND dinner?

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    [QUOTE=Tanginius][url]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke[/url][/QUOTE]

    I work in NYC - for many on the Left, what you posted has become a way of life, not a joke. Unless, you'd be willing to concede their life is a joke... :eek:

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    [QUOTE=quantum]Unless, you'd be willing to concede their life is a joke... :eek:[/QUOTE]


    I'd be willing to concede that. In fact, I'd concede that the entire world is one big f***ing joke.

    Its pretty cool to realize that all we strive for, all we attain to in life, all the difficulties we have, all the foolish things we argue about, our homes, our cars, our cell phones, our coffee coolattas, iPods...everything we think is important could be wiped out of existence in the blink of an eye by a Gamma Ray burst from a dying star hundreds of light years away. Poof. Just like that. No warning.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan]I'd be willing to concede that. In fact, I'd concede that the entire world is one big f***ing joke.

    Its pretty cool to realize that all we strive for, all we attain to in life, all the difficulties we have, all the foolish things we argue about, our homes, our cars, our cell phones, our coffee coolattas, iPods...everything we think is important could be wiped out of existence in the blink of an eye by a Gamma Ray burst from a dying star hundreds of light years away. Poof. Just like that. No warning.[/QUOTE]


    Such is life.

    As the late, great Jim Morrison said, "I just want to get my kicks in before the whole ****house goes up in flames."

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    [QUOTE=Tanginius]HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
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    This is too easy......

    1. Two cups of coffee

    2. Back to bed.

    3. :D

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    rename the file "federal reserve system" and I'll agree

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan]I'd be willing to concede that. In fact, I'd concede that the entire world is one big f***ing joke.

    Its pretty cool to realize that all we strive for, all we attain to in life, all the difficulties we have, all the foolish things we argue about, our homes, our cars, our cell phones, our coffee coolattas, iPods...everything we think is important could be wiped out of existence in the blink of an eye by a Gamma Ray burst from a dying star hundreds of light years away. Poof. Just like that. No warning.[/QUOTE]

    you need to get laid......

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    [QUOTE=JetsCrazey]rename the file "federal reserve system" and I'll agree[/QUOTE]


    Again, are you always on, dude?

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    [QUOTE=Come Back to NY]you need to get laid......[/QUOTE]


    Good advice, Dr. Anger...

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    [QUOTE=jets5ever]Again, are you always on, dude?[/QUOTE]

    For you, I'll always be around to point out your fallacies.

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    [QUOTE=JetsCrazey]For you, I'll always be around to point out your fallacies.[/QUOTE]
    Gotta admire this kid's moxie, jets5ever :)

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    [QUOTE=Tanginius]HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it "George W. Bush"

    3. Send it to the trash.

    4. Empty the trash.

    5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush"?

    6. Firmly Click "Yes."

    7. Feel better?[/QUOTE]


    I prefer to simply look at a picture of Hillary. Then I know from that point forward, the worst part of my day is past me.

    [IMG]http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=JetFanTransplant]I prefer to simply look at a picture of Hillary. Then I know from that point forward, the worst part of my day is past me.

    [IMG]http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    it probably is also a motivating factor to sit on the can and clean out the pipes first thing in the AM.....

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    [QUOTE=JetFanTransplant]I prefer to simply look at a picture of Hillary. Then I know from that point forward, the worst part of my day is past me.

    [IMG]http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    haha!




    [QUOTE=Come Back to NY]it probably is also a motivating factor to sit on the can and clean out the pipes first thing in the AM.....[/QUOTE]


    ouch you're cold! lol

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    [QUOTE=JetFanTransplant]I prefer to simply look at a picture of Hillary. Then I know from that point forward, the worst part of my day is past me.

    [IMG]http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


    Thanks, I just threw up all over my iMac.

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