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    I've cracked the code

    Alcohol is a wonderful thing.

    And tonight, it has helped me successfully crack the age old code of banging the wife.

    Well, alcohol and a little bit of The Temptations.

    Me and the wife were sitting around earlier bored out of our minds and decided to get our drink on.

    We usually only drink once a week and it's usually with some long time friends down the street.

    We decided to chill around the house tonight and just hang out. We shipped the 3 year old to Grandmas around 5:30 and decided to have a quiet night to ourseleves.

    I bought two twelvers of Heineken, put on the Temptation's "My Girl" and it all begam from there.

    In no time, the wife was in my ear telling me to "come with her". One thing led to another and needless to say, it's been a nice night so far.

    She just went out to get some more booze and should be back any minute.


    Here's to hoping for round 2.




    Remember.....Beer+old 60's soul music = Pu$$y


    Thank you and goodnight






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    Bills 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    Alcohol is a wonderful thing.

    And tonight, it has helped me successfully crack the age old code of banging the wife.

    Well, alcohol and a little bit of The Temptations.

    Me and the wife were sitting around earlier bored out of our minds and decided to get our drink on.

    We usually only drink once a week and it's usually with some long time friends down the street.

    We decided to chill around the house tonight and just hang out. We shipped the 3 year old to Grandmas around 5:30 and decided to have a quiet night to ourseleves.

    I bought two twelvers of Heineken, put on the Temptation's "My Girl" and it all begam from there.

    In no time, the wife was in my ear telling me to "come with her". One thing led to another and needless to say, it's been a nice night so far.

    She just went out to get some more booze and should be back any minute.


    Here's to hoping for round 2.




    Remember.....Beer+old 60's soul music = Pu$$y


    Thank you and goodnight






    P.s.


    Jets 34
    Bills 23
    Smart move, send your drunk wife out to drive to the liquor store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod View Post
    Smart move, send your drunk wife out to drive to the liquor store.
    Those are the rolling eyes of jealousy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untouchable View Post
    Alcohol is a wonderful thing.

    And tonight, it has helped me successfully crack the age old code of banging the wife.

    Well, alcohol and a little bit of The Temptations.

    Me and the wife were sitting around earlier bored out of our minds and decided to get our drink on.

    We usually only drink once a week and it's usually with some long time friends down the street.

    We decided to chill around the house tonight and just hang out. We shipped the 3 year old to Grandmas around 5:30 and decided to have a quiet night to ourseleves.

    I bought two twelvers of Heineken, put on the Temptation's "My Girl" and it all begam from there.

    In no time, the wife was in my ear telling me to "come with her". One thing led to another and needless to say, it's been a nice night so far.

    She just went out to get some more booze and should be back any minute.


    Here's to hoping for round 2.




    Remember.....Beer+old 60's soul music = Pu$$y


    Thank you and goodnight






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    Bills 23
    But the question is:
    Did she do all the work? If not, meh. If so, well done my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JETS_for_life View Post
    Those are the rolling eyes of jealousy
    I got laid every night the last two weeks and will again tonight. Will you?

    I gotta call BS on this story anyway. It's only 8:40 right now and he expects us to believe he already sent his wife out for more booze when he claims he bought two twelve packs of Heineken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod View Post
    I got laid every night the last two weeks and will again tonight. Will you?
    Yes




















    And it'll actually be with a woman to boot
    Last edited by JETS_for_life; 09-29-2007 at 08:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod View Post
    I got laid every night the last two weeks and will again tonight. Will you?

    I gotta call BS on this story anyway. It's only 8:40 right now and he expects us to believe he already sent his wife out for more booze when he claims he bought two twelve packs of Heineken?


    Haven't completely run out of beer.

    I've drank 9 so far and the wifes had 4 or 5.

    Although she isn't back yet.


    EDIT: Just came in the door, later.

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    Cool, when she asks what you did while she was gone, tell her you were posting to your internet friends about how you two are getting drunk and having sex tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RutgersJetFan View Post
    Cool, when she asks what you did while she was gone, tell her you were posting to your internet friends about how you two are getting drunk and having sex tonight.
    Well played, sir.

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    What? No play by play? Who's doin the calls?

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    I really like UT.

    Can one of the Mods please lock this thread, or delete it.

    Its gonna either lead to
    a) a 10 page thread on UT's wife
    B)someone insulting the guys wife
    C)somthing hes gonna regret big time when hes sober.

    Get rid of it!!....UT enjoy the night brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod View Post
    Smart move, send your drunk wife out to drive to the liquor store.
    Hahaha quoting The Wedding Singer: "Yea, that's great, have a few drinks and then uh.. drive home."

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    i'm a single 29 year old dude so maybe i dont understand but if you are married, why are you acting like you are gettin some for the first time from this woman????? i mean isnt she supposed to put out everynight for you paying the morgage and food and everything damn else????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerry Rhodes View Post
    I really like UT.

    Can one of the Mods please lock this thread, or delete it.

    Its gonna either lead to
    a) a 10 page thread on UT's wife
    B)someone insulting the guys wife
    C)somthing hes gonna regret big time when hes sober.

    Get rid of it!!....UT enjoy the night brother.
    I like UT as well.

    Lock it down Mods

    Its the beer talkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PartyLikeNamath View Post
    i'm a single 29 year old dude so maybe i dont understand but if you are married, why are you acting like you are gettin some for the first time from this woman????? i mean isnt she supposed to put out everynight for you paying the morgage and food and everything damn else????
    Spoken like a true unmarried man.

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    for me and the wifey, its a joint and the classic R&B channel on cabletv

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    Jets 24, Bills 23 ?

    Dude, Thomas Jones might get 200 yards by himself tomorrow, I certainly hope you guys win by more than that.

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    Way, way too much work for some vag. Just order up. $300 will get you a 20 year old cave in any city in America. Just look under "escorts", "entertainers", and "massage" in the Yellow Pages.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Way, way too much work for some vag. Just order up. $300 will get you a 20 year old cave in any city in America. Just look under "escorts", "entertainers", and "massage" in the Yellow Pages.

    SAR I
    www.theeroticreview.com !

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    ... hope you remember in the morning to tell the 3 year old that the stork will be bringing a little brother/sister home in 9 months ... there are repercussions for cracking the code ...



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