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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    He rivals Stokes in size.
    Im five ten im taller then Stokes. Thats a royal poodle ******* they're fn huge

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?



    HEYYYYYYYYY...nice poodle!


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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Im five ten im taller then Stokes. Thats a royal poodle ******* they're fn huge
    Well your kitchen looks like it was made for giants then.... OR


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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    HEYYYYYYYYY...nice poodle!

    Dont you dare bring Zappa into this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Dont you dare bring Zappa into this.
    FZ:
    In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a Schnauzer, but he ****ed up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to kiss you? Oh okay.)
    Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle, didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter than the MAN.
    Guy In The Audience:
    You're the best!
    FZ:
    That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my story, now listen ... What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:
    The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true. And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get some *****. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.
    In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)
    And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave that money to the WO-MAN.
    The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job, while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It didn't have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.
    And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little uh, visual aid ...
    Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a little bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies. Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall call Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the dog? She said:
    Step Down, George Cantstandya. First of all, find your edge; that there will give you something to sharpen.

    Game's moving too fast now, eh? All that wasted time passed out on a couch listening to lil weezy....you want it back.





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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
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    She's cute, how old is she, name?
    Thanks. She's 18 months. Her name is Kloe.



    Last edited by WestCoastOffensive; 07-26-2012 at 12:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY2FLDWC85 View Post
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    She has your forehead, you should be proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Step Down, George Cantstandya. First of all, find your edge; that there will give you something to sharpen.

    Game's moving too fast now, eh? All that wasted time passed out on a couch listening to lil weezy....you want it back.





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    Then it all ends with a atomic wedgie

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Step Down, George Cantstandya. First of all, find your edge; that there will give you something to sharpen.

    Game's moving too fast now, eh? All that wasted time passed out on a couch listening to lil weezy....you want it back.





    :moonwalk cane shake:
    You smoke too much weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    You smoke too much weed.
    What's wrong? You run out of panache?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?



    'twas Ragu, in the kitchen, with the poodle!!




    wait, wuht








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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    What's wrong? You run out of panache?

    like so many other of the finer things in life, the concept of the accidental bong hit is completely lost on softside

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
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    She has your forehead, you should be proud.
    I am proud. She was born blue in the face due to asthma. She's my little baby girl, my angel, and our blessing. Thanks for the kind words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY2FLDWC85 View Post
    I am proud. She was born blue in the face due to asthma. She's my little baby girl, my angel, and our blessing. Thanks for the kind words.
    Cute kid DWC, she has lots of attitude which is a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?



    Is this the pre-divorce ? That seems like a lot of kitchen swag post-divorce Ragu !

    Does the Italian gf have as much hair as the poodle ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    He rivals Stokes in size.

    Hahahaa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
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    Then it all ends with a atomic wedgie
    Dimitri knows you get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Dimitri knows you get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Well done JW.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    LMAOOO !
    That's GREAT! But I concur with everyone else she's beautiful!
    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    With every ounce of due respect, your better half is stunning.

    Nice. You've got a great looking family my friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Great looking fam JW! I imagine that much of your day is filled with a steady stream of prayers thanking God for your wife's terrible eyesight.
    Thanks for the compliments, everyone. I try to tell her all the time I married up, she doesn't buy it.

    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?



    Dude, wtf? You used to be pretty swole. Wha happa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY2FLDWC85 View Post
    She's a cutie ... I wanna bite her cheeks ^.^

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