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    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet View Post
    So you're saying, me walking up to a girl at the bar and dropping "hey baby ever had a good ear of corn?'' would not get me a wink and tickle. Well there goes saturday night.
    Yeah, especially when she turns to you and says, "Hey, THAT'S not an ear of corn!" and slaps you. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet View Post
    Hey you never know....we do have 2 airports in this entire state. Maybe she wants a good ear of corn.
    Just don't make it "Jiffy Pop". Couldn't resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet View Post
    So you're saying, me walking up to a girl at the bar and dropping "hey baby ever had a good ear of corn?'' would not get me a wink and tickle. Well there goes saturday night.
    Hey, it might work in Iowa, but on the Interznet, you gotta have more game...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetStream View Post
    Hey, it might work in Iowa, but on the Interznet, you gotta have more game...
    If I had anymore internet game than I've showed in this post, I'd have to sign up for E-Harmony then promptly off myself.

    I'd be the guy on those commercials that ended with a 400 pound tanker ship screaming at the camera that I wanted my $50 dollars back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetStream View Post
    Hey, it might work in Iowa, but on the Interznet, you gotta have more game...
    Maybe something like, "I'm Bill Gates' son", or "They call me Cooch Master".

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    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet View Post
    So you're saying, me walking up to a girl at the bar and dropping "hey baby ever had a good ear of corn?'' would not get me a wink and tickle. Well there goes saturday night.
    Im sure they're tired of that line in Iowa...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Im sure they're tired of that line in Iowa...
    LOL. A guy in Iowa offering corn is like a guy in New York trying to pick up a girl with a good slice of pizza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    LOL. A guy in Iowa offering corn is like a guy in New York trying to pick up a girl with a good slice of pizza.
    Maybe he's just looking for a Hole to stuff his corn in???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage69 View Post
    Maybe he's just looking for a Hole to stuff his corn in???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage69 View Post
    Maybe he's just looking for a Hole to stuff his corn in???
    The term "Corn Holin' " didn't come from out of the clear blue sky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet View Post
    The term "Corn Holin' " didn't come from out of the clear blue sky.
    That's why even the sheep are scared....

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    Quote Originally Posted by loluchka80 View Post




    there u go
    From a forensic point of view, I see vast differences between these two faces. The nose. The chin.

    - Sherlock Holmes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    From a forensic point of view, I see vast differences between these two faces. The nose. The chin.

    - Sherlock Holmes
    Excellent observation, Holmes. Seriously, I think you are correct.
    -Horatio Kane

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    No joke. These guys are like piranhas that smell blood.

    Though, I think these broads are internetz creations by Sooth. They drive site traffic.

    He read it in the same book where it told him to invite Chowds who hate us to come and sh*t down our throats at out lowest moments.

    They prolly all got tee-shirts too.

    The internetz is not your friend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Excellent observation, Holmes. Seriously, I think you are correct.
    -Horatio Kane
    i think this Swede... (pause for sunglasses) ... may not be so sweet after all...







    YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    i think this Swede... (pause for sunglasses) ... may not be so sweet after all...







    YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!
    As he darts off stage left.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Excellent observation, Holmes. Seriously, I think you are correct.
    -Horatio Kane
    Elementary my dear H. The game's afoot. There's something not quite right about these pics. I believe Moriarty might be behind this.

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    if you snoop around in her/him photobucket you will see thats not really her.

    http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...uchka/?start=0

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsPhoto View Post
    if you snoop around in her/him photobucket you will see thats not really her.

    http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...uchka/?start=0
    That's not kelly's photbucket, that's loluchka's. He obviously saved kelly's pictures for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsPhoto View Post
    if you snoop around in her/him photobucket you will see thats not really her.

    http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...uchka/?start=0
    Yup. She/he shoulda stopped at one pic. I don't think any of those 3 pics are the same girl. Now...back to the FF2 show!!!

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