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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post





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    I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.





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    Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
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    Literally people just staring at me from the outburst of laughter

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    Welcome back, Short Stack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Literally people just staring at me from the outburst of laughter
    LOL +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    If Gulliver was female.

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    you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.





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    All joking aside is she sitting on his lap or is he standing?



























    <3 stokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.
    He paid extra for touching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you have to hand it to Stokes, he's in with the ladies. we can make fun of him, but we'd all be the frumpy guy standing by the pay phone, ogling the chick from afar.
    I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.
    " I mean I was the tallest Guy in sixth grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    " I mean I was the tallest Guy in sixth grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"
    great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.

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    great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.
    50 shades of "oh hey I'm 6 foot when I stand on my wallet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    " I mean I was the tallest Guy in third grade everybody thought I was going to be some sort of giant. I dominated in basketball football baseball then just boom I never grew another inch. I just sat back and watched everyone around me grow and grow I just stayed the same. So I figured id grow id use my brain and grow the biggest bank account any of those bastards could ever dream about. Buy you a drink have a seat please"
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    50 shades of "oh hey I'm 6 foot when I stand on my wallet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    great first paragraph for a novel. i'd keep reading.
    I would need crossfire to do the illustrations as well as fishooked.

    " around the time I was graduating college I swear to God I had heard every midget dwarf joke ever uttered. They're laughs would become my motivation. Was I short yes. Was I handicapped no way. Was every law firm chomping at the bits to sign me? You bet your pretty little ass they were. Think Al Pacino in devils advocate starting out, even I had no idea how big I was about to come. And ****ing inches had nothing to do with it. Let's take a picture for my friend here"

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    Very impressive, Ragu.

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    Sign me up.

    I am assuming it's a short story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I didn't have my glasses on and I thought this was a chick and a dildo.





    welcome back




    Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
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    You might just have to have a dick that size to land that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.
    "My friend is holding a real camera."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I'd like to know what his line is to convince these women to take pictures with him.
    they do it for the novelty?


    "i took a picture with an midget, B*tches!!!"

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