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    Quote Originally Posted by Limolady View Post
    Two words JS - Cosmetic Surgeon.

    Ben R. looks fantastic now thanks to the wonderful & very expensive world of cosmetic surgery. I remember when he looked like Mel Brooks version of Frankenstein due to putting his face thru a car windshield while doing 95 mph on a motorcycle thru the streets of downtown Pittsburgh about 18 months ago. Well somebody get me the number to his surgeon because he did an absoutely perfect & flawless job on his face. Wow. If someone could post before & after pics U would see what I'm talking about.

    And I know I haven't been around lately, but since when did we get Steelers fans posting on a NY Jets message board?
    She's a stray and followed us home. LOLOLOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    you have it all wrong....
    Italian girls > everyone else.
    As an off-the-boat "Ginz", I would add the caveat that there is a difference between Italian women in Italy and those in the US. For some reason--and this is a gross generalization--Italian-American chicks have embraced the whole "loud mouthed/princess" philosophy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    As an off-the-boat "Ginz", I would add the caveat that there is a difference between Italian women in Italy and those in the US. For some reason--and this is a gross generalization--Italian-American chicks have embraced the whole "loud mouthed/princess" philosophy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    OK the biggest problem I've had with Italian girls is hairy nipples. Talk about a dry cold shower.
    Wouldn't deter me if the babe was hot, my friend. Just suggest a Brazilian "tata" wax or buy her a depilatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Truth hurts sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    She's a stray and followed us home. LOLOLOL!!!!

    Ahhh, pretty much the same way we got the patsie fans although I think with them it was food we put out that wasn't road kill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    i see what you're saying...i can't stand guidettes.


    they're an insult to real italian girls...just like guidos are an insult to real italian guys.
    http://www.getoffourisland.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    oh crap. that's disgusting.
    I know, that's what I'm sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    i see what you're saying...i can't stand guidettes.


    they're an insult to real italian girls...just like guidos are an insult to real italian guys.
    LOL! Hadn't heard that term in a while. I grew up on Staten Island in the 60s and 70s. You would not believe some of these chicks....full out screaming matches over anything stupid you could ever imagine. Also, in my day, once one these hotties got married, 50 to 100 pounds would magically appear on their frames seemingly overnight. It was like the Incredible Hulk meets linguine carbonara.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    LOL i seriously can't stand guidettes....there's alot at UCF because alot of NY kids go here. They really piss me off because you have these *****es who aren't even 100% italian, can't speak the language, can't cook, and all they do is put pounds of gel in their hair and talk with a phony, over-exaggerated NY accent. It's in insult to REAL italian girls out there who actually can speak italian, who have an attitude but aren't obnoxious about it, and who don't put pounds of makeup and gel in their hair.

    Ugh, seriously, I hate those b*tches...and I'm definitely NOT one of them.
    Do you know any of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    LOL i seriously can't stand guidettes....there's alot at UCF because alot of NY kids go here. They really piss me off because you have these *****es who aren't even 100% italian, can't speak the language, can't cook, and all they do is put pounds of gel in their hair and talk with a phony, over-exaggerated NY accent. It's in insult to REAL italian girls out there who actually can speak italian, who have an attitude but aren't obnoxious about it, and who don't put pounds of makeup and gel in their hair.

    Ugh, seriously, I hate those b*tches...and I'm definitely NOT one of them.
    Don't worry, you don't seem the type. And you're right: the guys are even worse. Growing up, it would make my Mom and Dad nuts when they would hear some mob wanna be butchering the Italian language..."gabbagol" rather than coppa or I'll even give you capicola. SHUT UP!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    huh?
    I was trying- Forget it. I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    huh?
    He was calling you obnoxious.

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    There's no ring on Jetsbabe's ring finger?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    bump! we have to keep this thread alive...

    caption this photo::

    So you're sayin' there's a chance? I'll drink to that!

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    Hey Jetsbabe...

    Why is it that in all your pictures that blonde chick always has the deer caught in the headligts eyes? She reminds me of Paris Hilton in her sex video with the nightvision on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzyjetsfan View Post
    Why is it that in all your pictures that blonde chick always has the deer caught in the headligts eyes?
    Her last name must be Pennington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL! Hadn't heard that term in a while. I grew up on Staten Island in the 60s and 70s. You would not believe some of these chicks....full out screaming matches over anything stupid you could ever imagine. Also, in my day, once one these hotties got married, 50 to 100 pounds would magically appear on their frames seemingly overnight. It was like the Incredible Hulk meets linguine carbonara.
    And I guaraneffintee you they have hairy nipples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX View Post
    Her last name must be Pennington.

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    How about this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Babe View Post
    bump! we have to keep this thread alive...

    caption this photo::

    Jetsbabe: "You're gonna have to get me really drunk before I get on that bed. Christ! Pink pillows! It will clash with my blue top."


    Sidenote: That brunette is tryin' her hardest to be Jetsbabe. Notice the shirt, and the eye contact to JB's man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzyjetsfan View Post
    So you're sayin' there's a chance? I'll drink to that!
    What are you waiting for, my friend? Very pretty and a Jets fan. Now if you could only be assured of some provocative and non-traditional lovemaking skills, that would make JetsBabe even more of a home run.
    Last edited by Borgoguy; 03-11-2008 at 02:33 PM.

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