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    The candidates on the issues: chairs

    [QUOTE] Biden: I have worked with chairs all over the world, and most members of Congress agree with my plan for how to make chairs
    Bloomberg: I've put together a committee to survey voters on whether they want me to make their chairs
    Clinton: I have the most experience in making chairs
    Edwards: I will fight the chairmakers!
    Giuliani: I can best protect you from the danger of chairs, just as I did in NYC
    Huckabee: Chairs did not evolve, but were created
    Kucinich: We should have a one-payer system for chairs
    McCain: My friends, I believe we can sit together in our chairs and work out bipartisan solutions without torture
    Obama: Together we can create chairs in a new way
    Paul: Why is the government involved in making chairs?
    Romney: Venture capitalism has made American chairs the greatest in the world
    Tancredo: We must build a fence to keep out foreign illegal chairs
    Thompson: I like a comfortable, yet presidential looking chair[/QUOTE]

    [url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections08/barackobama/story/0,,2240116,00.html[/url]

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    Nice.:)

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    Bush: You are either with us or with the chairs!

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    Bush the Elder: "Read my lips: no new chairs"

    Cheney: "I thought the chair was a quail"

    Al Gore: "I invented chairs, which are now threatened by global warming"

    Bob Dole: "Bob Dole loves chairs. Bob Dole thinks chairs are important"

    Ron Paul: "Paying for foreign chairs violates the constitution"

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    John Kerry: I was for the chairs before I was against them.
    Last edited by Phoenixx; 01-14-2008 at 03:25 PM. Reason: Because I was reminded of my brainlock by HD.

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    [QUOTE=bitonti;2316441]Bush: You are either with us or with the chairs![/QUOTE]

    Bush: I uh....you know....chairs.....I don't like um......and those chairs...um....uh.....we won't STOP......looking you know.....for the CHAIRS....cause I CARE....about....uh....um...chairs. Yea. Chairs.

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    [QUOTE=Phoenixx;2316500]Al Gore: I was for the chairs before I was against them.[/QUOTE]

    John Kerry?

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    Bitonti: If you are not riding your chair to work, you are part of the problem.

    Warfish: A chair without a rod and tackle is a less than ideal chair and should be discarded.

    CBTNY: Only a lunatic leftist would assume that a chair has any merit in a political discussion.

    Jetdawgg: It was the Marines that made the chair what it is today. When you sit in, or even look at a chair, thank a Marine.


    Others?

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;2316525]John Kerry?[/QUOTE]

    Edited.

    With appropriate credit. :D

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    [QUOTE=JetFanTransplant;2316532]
    Others?[/QUOTE]

    Ron Paul Supporter: Only the Good Doctor Ron Paul has the money needed, and the real belief in the Constituion, to bring true change to Chairs in Washington.

    John Edwards Supporter: We live in a World with Two Chairs.

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    [QUOTE=Phoenixx;2316541]Edited.

    With appropriate credit. :D[/QUOTE]

    Much appreciated.

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    [QUOTE=JetFanTransplant;2316532]Bitonti: If you are not riding your chair to work, you are part of the problem.

    Warfish: A chair without a rod and tackle is a less than ideal chair and should be discarded.

    CBTNY: Only a lunatic leftist would assume that a chair has any merit in a political discussion.

    Jetdawgg: It was the Marines that made the chair what it is today. When you sit in, or even look at a chair, thank a Marine.


    Others?[/QUOTE]

    Tanginius- The Republicans stole the chair

    Sackdance99- The chair is going to burn for all eternity.

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;2316610]Tanginius- The Republicans stole the chair

    Sackdance99- The chair is going to burn for all eternity.[/QUOTE]


    :yes:

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    Hillary Clinton: I found the missing billing records on a chair in an upstairs hallway.


    (Wait, I think that one might be true)

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    Haha, thats awesome. McCain's is perfect. I've yet to see a GWB one thats spot on though. I'm expecting to fall out of my chair laughing.

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    [QUOTE=JetFanTransplant;2316532]Bitonti: If you are not riding your chair to work, you are part of the problem.

    Warfish: A chair without a rod and tackle is a less than ideal chair and should be discarded.

    CBTNY: Only a lunatic leftist would assume that a chair has any merit in a political discussion.

    Jetdawgg: It was the Marines that made the chair what it is today. When you sit in, or even look at a chair, thank a Marine.


    Others?[/QUOTE]


    Funny....:D

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    Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that chair.

    JFK: Ask not what your chair can do for you, ask what you can do for your chair.

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