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    The World According to Super Newb

    Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

    The World According to Super Newb:

    Super Newb on the Jets Players:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    if each player on the Jets was an animal, what would each one be? i think erik coleman sort of looks like a kitty lol and herm wold be a dog becasue hes always chasing the bus lmao
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    nooooo i dont

    I think Curtis Martin would be a mule because hes a hard worker and becasue he cant have babies
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    ZOMG TIIS he is liek a kangaroo combined with a cheetah with magnets for hands
    Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    my most painful jets moment was when i was wacthing a game and iwas on my moms tredmill and they scored and i was jumping up and down lol but i was on the treadmill so i fell and hit my head
    Super Newb on Ty Law:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i think ty laws gonna be really good and i hope he picks off brady every time we play them
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i think ty laws gonna pick off byron sandwich TWICE
    Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    chrebet is like my hero hes like my favorite jet becasue hes small but he still does good and he dosent give up his dreams even though hes old too
    Super Newb on Tom Brady:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i hope tom brady trips and hits his face lmao
    Super Newb on John Abraham:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    thats a real good post u added a lot

    abe better sign or im gonna be mad and send an angry letter to his mom
    Super Newb on Rocky 6:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    OMG LMAO if slyevster stalonne beat up LLL cool j that would be MOST EXCELENT!!!!!!!111
    Super Newb on Chad Pennington:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    OMG IF I HAD a chad penninton doll i would never leave its side
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i think his arm is 94.457272568% now
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    youve hated him since the begining of 2001? thats DUMB
    Super Newb on Soup:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    kurt warner didnt have a syndrome lol he had the campbells chunky noodle soup CURSE
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i love soup
    Super Newb on Jets Insider:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i know LOLz i love this site it's the best!!!!!!!111
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    OMG i was sooooo scared i thought we lost it but now its back and im happy
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    omglol theirs like a 100 people in this thraed
    Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i think herm didnt want the fiedl goal wads because he didnt want andy reid to be sad because when hes sad he eats a lot
    Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    THREE WORDS!!!1:

    IF LUO GERRIG WAS A LINEBAKCER
    Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    tHat sUcks bEcause i rEally wAnted tHem iN qUeens
    Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    LoLz he probalby picked bufffallo because he lieks theyre WINGS!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    Jetz - ELEVENTY BILLION
    Billz - NEGATIVE 1
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    we should go to sam adasm hosue and EAT HIS CHILDREN
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    mAYBE hE'LL (Drew Bledsoe) gET iNTO tHE hALL oF fAME oF gETTING sACKED!!!!!!!!1111111
    Super Newb on JacktheRipper:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    OhMahGuh IM TELLING yur imagniary financee taht you like derek jeters girlfriedn BETTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Super Newb on new NFL rules:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i heard theres a new rule that the qb has to chug a beer for every first down
    Super Newb on Jetman73:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    Jetman73 YOUR PATHETIC BOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Super Newb on Woody Johnson:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    woody is a SACK OF POOPY
    Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    OMG their all going to hell
    Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    aresnall1198 - i leik lotz of numbres and letters in mY name!!!!!
    Super Newb on Halloween:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    im gunna dress as a HUGE bar of soap and than run up to poeple and scrub them lol
    Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i dun now wear hell be but HELL ALWAYS BE MY HERO!!!!!!!1
    Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    kerry rhodes and rondey harrison arent numbers silly!
    Super Newb writes a limerick:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    there onve was a jet named curtis
    in 2005 he hurt his
    knee and this was bad
    it made me sad
    i wish i had 55 dolers
    Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    id be scared that he would climb out of the tv and step on my face
    Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    No Wait We Baet The Pats In Green Pnats
    Super Newb on God:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    yeah god has more improtant things to worry about like the straving african babies
    Super Newb on the 2007 Season:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    HAY GUYS

    I KNOW YOU ALL R SAD N STUF

    BUT

    DONT GIVE UP
    WELL COME BACK AND WIN TEH SUPER BOWL

    I <3 U ALL
    Super Newb on being made a moderator:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    lol make me mode
    Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    yes because jesus would want me to and its for his birthdya
    Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    lol no1 thats who!
    Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    i cant watch anymore since my mom cauhgt us wrestlnig in are underwere
    Super Newb on Bill Parcells:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    mayeb the jets will hire him to be there grandpa
    Super Newb on bad links:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    wut the heck is 404
    Super Newb's favorite websites:
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb
    10. nypost.com when i want to read the news and feel smart
    9. ebaumswrold has alot of funny stuff
    8. google cause i can use it for anything
    7. askjeeves cause hes like having a butler
    6. wikipedia for doing homewrok
    5. imdb for talkin about movies n stuff
    4. aintitcool for cool news
    3. youtube for the funny videos
    2. myspace cause my freinds are their
    1. JETSINSDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... Super Newb

    And don't ever forget...
    LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS
    Last edited by Bleedin' Green; 02-24-2008 at 03:02 AM.

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    This just proves that:

    1) You have no life.
    2) SuperNewb is a god

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    Best thread ever!!!!!!!

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    Super Newb is like a real-life lolcat... on an acid trip.



















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    Quote Originally Posted by Bleedin' Green View Post
    Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

    The World According to Super Newb:

    Super Newb on the Jets Players:



    Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:

    Super Newb on Ty Law:


    Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:

    Super Newb on Tom Brady:

    Super Newb on John Abraham:

    Super Newb on Rocky 6:

    Super Newb on Chad Pennington:



    Super Newb on Soup:


    Super Newb on Jets Insider:



    Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:

    Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:

    Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:

    Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:




    Super Newb on JacktheRipper:

    Super Newb on new NFL rules:

    Super Newb on Jetman73:

    Super Newb on Woody Johnson:

    Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"

    Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:

    Super Newb on Halloween:

    Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:

    Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"

    Super Newb writes a limerick:

    Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:

    Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:

    Super Newb on God:

    Super Newb on the 2007 Season:

    Super Newb on being made a moderator:

    Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:

    Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"

    Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:

    Super Newb on Bill Parcells:

    Super Newb on bad links:

    Super Newb's favorite websites:



    And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... Super Newb

    And don't ever forget...
    LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS
    the animal ones are classic.... They are all great supernewb is my hero;

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    Super Newb does not come around enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikeyman3 View Post
    This just proves that:

    1) You have no life.
    2) SuperNewb is a god


    Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NFL NYJETS View Post
    Super Newb does not come around enough.
    Thats the beauty of it.. He's mysterious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 24 View Post


    Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.
    -realtalk-

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    I don't know who Super Newb really is, but he's hilarious

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    Thumbs up

    nice job, BG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoodyPaige View Post
    Best thread ever!!!!!!!
    seconded

    Quote Originally Posted by 24 View Post


    Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.
    -realtalk-

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    Does Super Newb have only 164 posts??? I think Bleedin' grabbed about 25% of them.

    LONG LIVE SUPER NEWB!

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    Awesome.

    Why was this thread not left in the Landing Strip??

    It had potential.

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    Nice job, BG....awesome.....

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    omg im so honered

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb View Post
    omg im so honered

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    this thread belongs above the spam
    Last edited by yisman; 03-04-2008 at 04:23 AM.

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    I just read all of this again and couldn't stop laughing....made my morning...thanks 'Newb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Newb View Post
    omg im so honered
    Super Newb, you are my hero!

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