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    The World According to Super Newb

    Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

    [B][SIZE="5"]The World According to Super Newb:[/SIZE][/B]

    Super Newb on the Jets Players:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb]if each player on the Jets was an animal, what would each one be? i think erik coleman sort of looks like a kitty lol and herm wold be a dog becasue hes always chasing the bus lmao[/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb]nooooo i dont

    I think Curtis Martin would be a mule because hes a hard worker and becasue he cant have babies[/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] ZOMG TIIS he is liek a kangaroo combined with a cheetah with magnets for hands [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb]my most painful jets moment was when i was wacthing a game and iwas on my moms tredmill and they scored and i was jumping up and down lol but i was on the treadmill so i fell and hit my head :([/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Ty Law:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i think ty laws gonna be really good and i hope he picks off brady every time we play them[/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i think ty laws gonna pick off byron sandwich TWICE[/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] chrebet is like my hero hes like my favorite jet becasue hes small but he still does good and he dosent give up his dreams even though hes old too[/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Tom Brady:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i hope tom brady trips and hits his face lmao [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on John Abraham:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] thats a real good post u added a lot

    abe better sign or im gonna be mad and send an angry letter to his mom[/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Rocky 6:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG LMAO if slyevster stalonne beat up LLL cool j that would be MOST EXCELENT!!!!!!!111 [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Chad Pennington:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG IF I HAD a chad penninton doll i would never leave its side [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i think his arm is 94.457272568% now [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] youve hated him since the begining of 2001? thats DUMB [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Soup:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] kurt warner didnt have a syndrome lol he had the campbells chunky noodle soup CURSE [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i love soup [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Jets Insider:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i know LOLz i love this site it's the best!!!!!!!111[/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG i was sooooo scared i thought we lost it but now its back and im happy [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] omglol theirs like a 100 people in this thraed [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i think herm didnt want the fiedl goal wads because he didnt want andy reid to be sad because when hes sad he eats a lot [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] THREE WORDS!!!1:

    IF LUO GERRIG WAS A LINEBAKCER [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] tHat sUcks bEcause i rEally wAnted tHem iN qUeens [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] LoLz he probalby picked bufffallo because he lieks theyre WINGS!!! [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] Jetz - ELEVENTY BILLION
    Billz - NEGATIVE 1 [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] we should go to sam adasm hosue and EAT HIS CHILDREN [/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] mAYBE hE'LL (Drew Bledsoe) gET iNTO tHE hALL oF fAME oF gETTING sACKED!!!!!!!!1111111[/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on JacktheRipper:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] OhMahGuh IM TELLING yur imagniary financee taht you like derek jeters girlfriedn BETTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on new NFL rules:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i heard theres a new rule that the qb has to chug a beer for every first down [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Jetman73:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] Jetman73 YOUR PATHETIC BOOOOOOOOOOOO [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Woody Johnson:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] woody is a SACK OF POOPY [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] OMG their all going to hell [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] aresnall1198 - i leik lotz of numbres and letters in mY name!!!!! [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Halloween:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] im gunna dress as a HUGE bar of soap and than run up to poeple and scrub them lol [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i dun now wear hell be but HELL ALWAYS BE MY HERO!!!!!!!1 [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] kerry rhodes and rondey harrison arent numbers silly! [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb writes a limerick:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] there onve was a jet named curtis
    in 2005 he hurt his
    knee and this was bad
    it made me sad
    i wish i had 55 dolers [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] id be scared that he would climb out of the tv and step on my face [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] No Wait We Baet The Pats In Green Pnats [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on God:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] yeah god has more improtant things to worry about like the straving african babies [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on the 2007 Season:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] HAY GUYS

    I KNOW YOU ALL R SAD N STUF

    BUT

    DONT GIVE UP
    WELL COME BACK AND WIN TEH SUPER BOWL

    I <3 U ALL [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on being made a moderator:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] lol make me mode [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] yes because jesus would want me to and its for his birthdya [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"
    [QUOTE=Super Newb]lol no1 thats who! [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] i cant watch anymore since my mom cauhgt us wrestlnig in are underwere [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on Bill Parcells:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] mayeb the jets will hire him to be there grandpa [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb on bad links:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb] wut the heck is 404 [/QUOTE]
    Super Newb's favorite websites:
    [QUOTE=Super Newb]10. nypost.com when i want to read the news and feel smart
    9. ebaumswrold has alot of funny stuff
    8. google cause i can use it for anything
    7. askjeeves cause hes like having a butler
    6. wikipedia for doing homewrok
    5. imdb for talkin about movies n stuff
    4. aintitcool for cool news
    3. youtube for the funny videos
    2. myspace cause my freinds are their
    1. JETSINSDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]


    And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... [B][SIZE="6"]Super Newb[/SIZE][/B]

    And don't ever forget...
    [B][COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="6"]LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
    Last edited by Bleedin' Green; 02-24-2008 at 02:02 AM.

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    This just proves that:

    1) You have no life. ;)
    2) SuperNewb is a god :yes:

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    Best thread ever!!!!!!!

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    Super Newb is like a real-life lolcat... on an acid trip.



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    [QUOTE=Bleedin' Green;2384523]Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

    [B][SIZE="5"]The World According to Super Newb:[/SIZE][/B]

    Super Newb on the Jets Players:



    Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:

    Super Newb on Ty Law:


    Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:

    Super Newb on Tom Brady:

    Super Newb on John Abraham:

    Super Newb on Rocky 6:

    Super Newb on Chad Pennington:



    Super Newb on Soup:


    Super Newb on Jets Insider:



    Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:

    Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:

    Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:

    Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:




    Super Newb on JacktheRipper:

    Super Newb on new NFL rules:

    Super Newb on Jetman73:

    Super Newb on Woody Johnson:

    Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"

    Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:

    Super Newb on Halloween:

    Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:

    Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"

    Super Newb writes a limerick:

    Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:

    Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:

    Super Newb on God:

    Super Newb on the 2007 Season:

    Super Newb on being made a moderator:

    Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:

    Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"

    Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:

    Super Newb on Bill Parcells:

    Super Newb on bad links:

    Super Newb's favorite websites:



    And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... [B][SIZE="6"]Super Newb[/SIZE][/B]

    And don't ever forget...
    [B][COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="6"]LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

    the animal ones are classic.... They are all great supernewb is my hero;

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    Super Newb does not come around enough.

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    [QUOTE=Ikeyman3;2384532]This just proves that:

    1) You have no life. ;)
    2) SuperNewb is a god :yes:[/QUOTE]

    :yes:

    Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.

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    [QUOTE=NFL NYJETS;2384883]Super Newb does not come around enough.[/QUOTE]

    Thats the beauty of it.. He's mysterious.

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    [quote=24;2385039]:yes:

    Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.[/quote]
    -realtalk-

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    I don't know who Super Newb really is, but he's hilarious

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    nice job, BG!

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    [QUOTE=WoodyPaige;2384551]Best thread ever!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

    seconded

    [QUOTE=24;2385039]:yes:

    Supernewb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everybody else at JI and the world.[/QUOTE]

    -realtalk-

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    Does Super Newb have only 164 posts??? I think Bleedin' grabbed about 25% of them.

    LONG LIVE SUPER NEWB!

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    Awesome. :D

    Why was this thread not left in the Landing Strip??

    It had potential.

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    Nice job, BG....awesome..... :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

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    omg im so honered:)

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    [QUOTE=Super Newb;2387574]omg im so honered:)[/QUOTE]

    :pray:

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    this thread belongs above the spam
    Last edited by yisman; 03-04-2008 at 03:23 AM.

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    I just read all of this again and couldn't stop laughing....made my morning...thanks 'Newb! :)

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    [QUOTE=Super Newb;2387574]omg im so honered:)[/QUOTE]

    Super Newb, you are my hero!

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