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    Great Email I Received - Strange Nightmare

    Dear Friends,

    Last night I had the strangest nightmare. It was so real, so life-like and so vivid I woke up in a cold sweat.

    Let me describe it to you briefly...

    1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States.

    2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband ?

    3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.

    4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President.

    5. Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that no person “may be elected” as president more than two times. Bill is not being elected for a third term, but is merely serving out the remainder
    of Hillary's term --- all 4 years of it.

    6. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now vacant Vice President Position.

    Guess who he picks?

    Why, Hillary, of course.

    Now [I]you[/I] stay awake and let me get some sleep !!!!!!!

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    [QUOTE=crazyeffinjetsfan;2394308]Dear Friends,

    Last night I had the strangest nightmare. It was so real, so life-like and so vivid I woke up in a cold sweat.

    Let me describe it to you briefly...

    1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States.

    2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband ?

    3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.

    4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President.

    5. Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that no person “may be elected” as president more than two times. Bill is not being elected for a third term, but is merely serving out the remainder
    of Hillary's term --- all 4 years of it.

    6. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now vacant Vice President Position.

    Guess who he picks?

    Why, Hillary, of course.

    Now [I]you[/I] stay awake and let me get some sleep !!!!!!![/QUOTE]

    Technically that could only happen 2 years into her being prez, a person can only be prez for 10 years.

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    What's funny is that this inane thread went un-acknowledged for 3 days before receiving a sympathy boost.

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    [QUOTE=Press_Coverage;2402551]What's funny is that this inane thread went un-acknowledged for 3 days before receiving a sympathy boost.[/QUOTE]

    Gee, I don't know, maybe the start of free agency and the great moves made by the Jets have perhaps slowed traffic down on the politics forum the last few days. First and foremost, this is a Jets fan board.

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;2402848]Gee, I don't know, maybe the start of free agency and the great moves made by the Jets have perhaps slowed traffic down on the politics forum the last few days. First and foremost, this is a Jets fan board.[/QUOTE]

    He wouldn't know

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