Really taking it up a notch with this chant AT Arsenal (Which is impressive) in regards to the Eduardo injury:

Ironic that Aston player tore his achillies during the game too

What's that sticking out of his sock,
Is it his ankle, is it his ankle

Eduardo Wwooooo
He had some silky skills,
Now he walks like heather mills wwooooo wwooooo

he used to run down the left
he used to run down the right
That boy Eduardo will run in circles for life