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    Obooma Thanks You

    [b]My fellow Identity-Americans:

    As your future President, I want to thank my supporters for their ... well, support.

    Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Qaddafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

    I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualified me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

    I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extramarital affair with and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

    And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless, empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

    Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folks to feel relieved of their imagined racist guilt.

    I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

    Americans are tired of thinking.

    So, when you go to vote in the primaries, remember -- don't think, just do.

    And do it for me.

    Thank You.[/b]

    [url]http://hummersandcigarettes.blogspot.com/2008/02/obama-thanks-you.html[/url]

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    [IMG]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/8/f/bush_nosepick.jpg[/IMG]

    Just think...someday some stupid f*ck is gonna vote for me because they think I'm qualified. Dumba**es....

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    yeah it's ironic, a bush voter bashing people for not thinking.

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    Nothing better than posting a bad joke from an f'n blog.

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    [QUOTE=cr726;2408081]Nothing better than posting a bad joke from an f'n blog.[/QUOTE]

    Liberals have no sense of humor.......

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    [QUOTE=DeanPatsFan;2406463][b]My fellow Identity-Americans:

    As your future President, I want to thank my supporters for their ... well, support.

    Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Qaddafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

    I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualified me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

    I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extramarital affair with and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

    And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless, empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

    Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folks to feel relieved of their imagined racist guilt.

    I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

    Americans are tired of thinking.

    So, when you go to vote in the primaries, remember -- don't think, just do.

    And do it for me.

    Thank You.[/b]

    [url]http://hummersandcigarettes.blogspot.com/2008/02/obama-thanks-you.html[/url][/QUOTE]

    LMFAO That was great! Couldn't have summed up Obama's campaign better. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=XingDaorong;2409635]LMFAO That was great! Couldn't have summed up Obama's campaign better. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    This is an excerpt from Abraham Katsman's opinion piece in the Jerusalem Post (sums up the demographic supporting Obama):

    His evident charisma aside, a clue to the source of Obama-mania may be found in the demographics of his support: he is far and away the favorite of younger voters and college students, routinely winning over 75% of the votes of Democrats under 30. Obama has tapped into is the first generation educated in schools focused on "self-esteem." Now, the products of self-esteem education have come of political age in substantial numbers, perhaps with profound implications for this and future elections.

    For the past two decades, America's educational establishment has stressed the inculcation of self-esteem as the supreme educational goal. Self-respect - the product of struggle and achievement - is out; self-esteem - the entitlement tofeel great self-worth regardless of actual accomplishment - is in.

    Strict correction of misspelling or of wrong answers to math problems is discouraged. Competition is a big no-no: many youth sports leagues forbid keeping score, lest any child's self-esteem suffer from the indignity of losing. Posting honor rolls is discouraged, as it might injure the self-esteem of those who did not make the grade.

    Grade inflation is rampant in schools: according to one recent study, about half of today's college freshman had an "A" average in high school compared to under 20% in the late 1960s, even though SAT scores have tanked over the same period. The focus on self-esteem has, in a sense, been a huge success.

    For example, American students have very high scores when asked to assess how good they are at math. Unfortunately, they have low/mediocre scores in actual math performance, routinely being outscored by students in most other developed countries.

    Inevitably, however, such over-indulgence of students leads to increased narcissism, self-absorption, and sense of entitlement. Those with self-esteem disproportionate to their achievement tend to be less willing to take responsibility for their own failures, shortcomings, or bad behavior.

    Coddled children raised to believe that any dream is not only attainable, but an entitlement granted regardless of actual effort and accomplishment are increasingly growing into depressed and stressed young adults as they rudely discover that the post-school world is not so cooperative and doesn't really care about their dreams or their feelings. In the real world, they keep score.

    But not in Obama-world. That is a world of Hope; of Action; of Change You Can Believe In; of Yes We Can; of Coming Together; of Moving Forward Into the Future, and of other banalities that can mean absolutely anything to anyone. "I am asking you to take a chance on your own aspirations." It's all about us and our good feelings of youth and unity. Nothing so difficult as spelling out tough policy choices or arguing about a particular program's merits or ramifications is involved.

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    [QUOTE=Company_Man;2409692]But not in Obama-world. That is a world of Hope; of Action; of Change You Can Believe In; of Yes We Can; of Coming Together; of Moving Forward Into the Future, and of other banalities that can mean absolutely anything to anyone. [/QUOTE]

    Oh, STFU. You people are unbelievable. If you can't assail Obama on a point by point policy basis and can only attack him because he is too hopeful...you have already lost, and lost big.

    Change is all of a sudden a bad message? Shoot...it has worked for a long long time before that. [B]Ronald Reagan's Morning in America? GAY! GAY! GAY![/B] Right? What a wussie for even suggesting that Americans be optimistic...

    I know, I know...Americans would much rather prefer the "We are all going to die, Life is not worth living, abandon all hope all ye who enter" platform...:rolleyes:

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    Wow, the right wingers really have their panties in a bunch over this guy. I guess the time to bash McCain is gone...time to move on to the next target. What a bunch of haters.

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    [B]- He will bring peace, yet conquer through treaties and war[/B]
    [B]- He will be very, very popular around the world[/B]
    [B]- He will be a great talker and speech maker[/B]
    [B]- He will likely be charismatic and is called the king of fierce countenance[/B]
    [B]- He will enforce a "peace" plan or resolution [covenant] upon nation Israel[/B]
    [B]- [It doesn’t say he [I]signs[/I] this treaty, but he [I]enforces[/I] some coming 'peace plan' or resolution][/B]
    [B]- He will appear to perform miracles ("lying signs and wonders")[/B]
    [B]- He will require that everybody on Earth receive a mark or identification on their[/B]
    [B]- forehead or hand and [I]nobody[/I] will legally be able to buy or sell without it [/B]
    [B]- He will declare he is "God"[/B]
    [B]- Unspeakable terror and war will then engulf Earth for [I]exactly[/I] 3Ѕ years (1260 days)[/B]
    [B]- He will direct the slaughter of millions[/B]
    [B]- He will lead the armies of the world into Israel . . . [I]Armageddon.[/I][/B]


    [B][I][B]A Second Beast will Rise. [/B][/I][/B]
    [B][I][I][B]The coming Antichrist will have a partner - the false prophet . . . [/B][/I][/I][/B]

    [B][I]"Then I saw [I]another[/I] beast coming up out of the Earth, [/I][/B]
    [B][I]and he had [I]two horns like a lamb [/I][/I][/B]
    [B][I]and [I]spoke like a dragon[/I].[/I][/B]
    [B][I]And he exercises all the authority [/I][/B]
    [B][I]of the first beast [the Anti-christ] in his presence, [/I][/B]
    [B][I]and causes the Earth and those who dwell in it [/I][/B]
    [B][I]to worship the first beast [the Anti-christ], [/I][/B]
    [B][I]whose deadly wound was healed."[/I][/B]
    [B][I](Rev 13:11-12)[/I][/B]

    [B][I]This powerful leader will rise to power with the Antichrist. In this prophecy God reveals some important information and details concerning this man ...[/I][/B]
    [B][I][I]"Two horns like a lamb,"[/I], but [I]"spoke like a dragon"[/I] tells us he will be controlled and directed by Satan. This person, along with the religious system he will lead, is referred to as [I]"The Woman Who Rides the Beast"[/I] in the book of Revelation. This evil, blood-thirsty "one-world" religion appears to rise [I]out of Rome.[/I][/I][/B]


    [B][I][I][B]The "Image of the Beast" . . . [/B][/I]

    [/I][/B][B][I]"He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, [/I][/B]
    [B][I]that the image of the beast should both speak [/I][/B]
    [B][I]and cause as many as would not worship [/I][/B]
    [B][I]the image of the beast to be killed."[/I][/B]
    [B][I](Rev 13:15)[/I][/B]

    [B][I]This false prophet will create some sort of an "image" representing the Anti-christ. All those who refuse to worship it will be executed. [/I][/B]

    [IMG]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/02/25/image3875380g.jpg[/IMG]

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    Obama is the anti-Christ...riiiight.

    And they say liberals are the ones wearing tin foil hats.

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    [QUOTE=angry jets fan;2409773][IMG]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/02/25/image3875380g.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=parafly;2409787]Obama is the anti-Christ...riiiight.

    And they say liberals are the ones wearing tin foil hats.[/QUOTE]
    [I]Psst[/I]...liberals are the ones wearing tin foil hats.

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    Hussein already has the US headed to war with Canada.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxZP24dX_nY[/url]

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    How dare anyone question the great deceiver!

    [IMG]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/02/25/image3875380g.jpg[/IMG]

    [quote=DeanPatsFan;2409868]Hussein already has the US headed to war with Canada.

    [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxZP24dX_nY[/URL][/quote]

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    [QUOTE=angry jets fan;2409773][IMG]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/02/25/image3875380g.jpg[/IMG]

    [B]- He will bring peace, yet conquer through treaties and war[/B]
    [B]- He will be very, very popular around the world[/B]
    [B]- He will be a great talker and speech maker[/B]
    [B]- He will likely be charismatic and is called the king of fierce countenance[/B]
    [B]- He will enforce a "peace" plan or resolution [covenant] upon nation Israel[/B]
    [B]- [It doesn’t say he [I]signs[/I] this treaty, but he [I]enforces[/I] some coming 'peace plan' or resolution][/B]
    [B]- He will appear to perform miracles ("lying signs and wonders")[/B]
    [B]- He will require that everybody on Earth receive a mark or identification on their[/B]
    [B]- forehead or hand and [I]nobody[/I] will legally be able to buy or sell without it [/B]
    [B]- He will declare he is "God"[/B]
    [B]- Unspeakable terror and war will then engulf Earth for [I]exactly[/I] 3Ѕ years (1260 days)[/B]
    [B]- He will direct the slaughter of millions[/B]
    [B]- He will lead the armies of the world into Israel . . . [I]Armageddon.[/I][/B]

    [/QUOTE]


    LMAO...that was WAY funnier than the original "joke" that started this thread.

    Good job, angry....:D

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