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Thread: Cubs CF Felix Pie out 3-5 days with twisted testicle!

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    Cubs CF Felix Pie out 3-5 days with twisted testicle!

    Wow. That may be a new one on an MLB injury report. Gotta feel sorry for the guy.

    http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotr...t-3-5-day.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by iahawkeyejet View Post
    Wow. That may be a new one on an MLB injury report. Gotta feel sorry for the guy.

    http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotr...t-3-5-day.html
    Yikes. I was just at the Cubs game against the Diamondbacks on Saturday.

    Sounds 100 times worse than a purple nurple.

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    Well he shouldn't of had his balls in a twist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jets1028 View Post
    Well he shouldn't of had his balls in a twist!
    Some will say his doctors diagnosis is nuts.

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    I heard he has a heck of a curveball.

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    Not something to make fun of..my ex wife twisted my testicles....not pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EtsFan View Post
    Not something to make fun of..my ex wife twisted my testicles....not pretty.
    Guess we shouldn't bust your balls then.

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    lmao.

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    did he do it beating out a ball?

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    Testicular torsion is a serious condition. It can cause sterility and testicular cell death. Imagine the worse case of blue balls EVER that needs surgical intervention to relieve the pain and pressure.

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    In all seriousness.......

    I had one twisted about eight months ago. The worst pain I have ever felt. I would be sitting on the couch and my wife would be looking at me and all of a sudden, I'd start to cry due to the pain.

    I had more doctors and urologist touch my nuts, even more than my wife. The only good that came out of it...let's just say I have a surplus of Vicoden.

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    It fricken hurts just hearing about this type of injury.

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    How does that sort of thing happen? That'd be some extra rough play, I'd imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Sounds 100 times worse than a purple nurple.
    I lol'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    How does that sort of thing happen? That'd be some extra rough play, I'd imagine.
    I think it cost Spitzer $4300.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzyjetsfan View Post
    I had one twisted about eight months ago. The worst pain I have ever felt. I would be sitting on the couch and my wife would be looking at me and all of a sudden, I'd start to cry due to the pain.

    I had more doctors and urologist touch my nuts, even more than my wife. The only good that came out of it...let's just say I have a surplus of Vicoden.
    You had more ball handlin' than Larry Bird!

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    This is classic Larry David in Curb your enthusiasm....he needs to get the "no fly zone" underwear!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I think it cost Spitzer $4300.
    Well played.

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    what about this

    Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.

    That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I think it cost Spitzer $4300.
    LOL

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