I watched John McCain on Letterman last night and I'm just not impressed with him.
It was funny watching the two of them trade insults.
Letterman on McCain
He looks like the guy at the hardware store who makes the keys, he said, according to a transcript provided by CBS. He looks like the guy who cant stop talking about how well his tomatoes are doing. He looks like the guy who goes into town for turpentine. He looks like the guy who always has wiry hair growing out of new places. He looks like the guy who points out the spots they missed at the car wash.
McCain on Letterman
Well, you look like a guy whose laptop would be seized by the authorities, You look like a guy caught smuggling reptiles in his pants.
You look like the guy who the neighbors later say, He mostly kept to himself. You look like the night manager of a creepy motel.
And you look like the guy who enjoys getting into a hot tub and watching his swim trunks inflate.