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Thread: The Danish Perspective On The American Election

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    The Danish Perspective On The American Election

    "We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

    On one side, you have a b!tch who is a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and you have a lawyer who is married to a b!tch who is a lawyer.

    On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

    Is there a contest here?"

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    [QUOTE=Phoenixx;2501980]"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

    On one side, you have a b!tch who is a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and you have a lawyer who is married to a b!tch who is a lawyer.

    On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

    Is there a contest here?"[/QUOTE]

    Didn't mention Obama! Is he a nonfactor?

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    [QUOTE=MnJetFan;2502213]Didn't mention Obama! Is he a nonfactor?[/QUOTE]

    I'm thinking Obama is the "lawyer married to the b*tch who is a lawyer".

    Danish people aren't that bright. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Phoenixx;2501980]"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

    On one side, you have a b!tch who is a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and you have a lawyer who is married to a b!tch who is a lawyer.

    [B]On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship[/B].

    Is there a contest here?"[/QUOTE]

    Another reason to vote McCain, he likes big titties and beer.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;2502248]I'm thinking Obama is the "lawyer married to the b*tch who is a lawyer".

    Danish people aren't that bright. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
    McCain...blonde, breasteses and beer whats not to love.

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    [QUOTE=New York Mick;2502370]Another reason to vote McCain, he likes big titties and beer.[/QUOTE]

    And yet you all hated Bill Clinton!

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    [QUOTE=nuu faaola;2502391]And yet you all hated Bill Clinton![/QUOTE]

    oy vey...

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