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Thread: I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Voice of Reason View Post
    The Ear?
    Ehhh, like it matters. It's all pink in the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Voice of Reason View Post
    The Ear?
    cleft chin with leftover pizza grease?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    cleft chin with leftover pizza grease?
    technically, that isn't a hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    What in the name of all that is holy do you have for lubrication in your ear? That, my friend, is a serious wax issue.
    oh come on, Rob. That's what Castrol Synthetic is for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot View Post
    oh come on, Rob. That's what Castrol Synthetic is for.
    Now that is an argument that has no fault. I stand corrected sir!!

    Maybe if I tried that way I would stop knocking up my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    Now that is an argument that has no fault. I stand corrected sir!!

    Maybe if I tried that way I would stop knocking up my wife.
    coitus interruptus. The cheapest alternative

    It actually surprises me how many people actually think that's a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    cleft chin with leftover pizza grease?
    no, no, no... it's the eye-socked, silly!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    Chad Pennington completes 3 passes in a row. On 4th and 4 the Jets punted.

    I Love Chad, as a competitor, and he seems like a nice person, not a typical jock. It's too bad his arm was torn apart.

    Wait, wasn't Boring guy commiting suicide or something in the thread? And what's with the nostril love? There is a perfectly good safe sex orifice just inches away from the nostrils. It's even pre-lubricated.
    How the hell did THIS thread turn into a Chad thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLEEDgreenN'white View Post
    How the hell did THIS thread turn into a Chad thread?
    Did you read the last 6 posts? We left Chad, and went on to places on a woman's head area to have sex, when it is quite obvious that no woman would ever allow anything even close to those areas.

    I don't really know about the whole nostril thing, I got tired of reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    no, no, no... it's the eye-socked, silly!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee8n-xvYETg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Limolady View Post
    This is true. Throw in a couple of circus midgets & a donkey, we've got game.
    You still giving those charity lap dances? And is the donkey extra? LMK ASAP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    What in the name of all that is holy do you have for lubrication in your ear? That, my friend, is a serious wax issue.
    Your a Chiropractor, ever hear of cerumen.

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    Stoma's are hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    no, no, no... it's the eye-socked, silly!!
    There was this lady with a glass eye............

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    I miss Borgo already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    I miss Borgo already!
    douche.







    j/k!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    douche.







    j/k!!
    rofl - nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Crusher View Post
    Your a Chiropractor, ever hear of cerumen.
    Actually, I'm an insurance salesman who pretends to be a heart surgery guy, who pretends to be a 20 year old female, who I then make fun of and say doesn't exist, but if she did exist I would love to "Empty my nuts in her" (whenever I hear that expression, I think of someone whose "emptying" would fill a teaspoon).

    I...... may...... or may not........ have other......... identities..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
    Actually, I'm an insurance salesman who pretends to be a heart surgery guy, who pretends to be a 20 year old female, who I then make fun of and say doesn't exist, but if she did exist I would love to "Empty my nuts in her" (whenever I hear that expression, I think of someone whose "emptying" would fill a teaspoon).

    I...... may...... or may not........ have other......... identities..........
    wait a second... you're Swedish, aren't ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    You still giving those charity lap dances? And is the donkey extra? LMK ASAP!

    You have to check with the circus midgets, it's their donkey.

    As for the Pat Tillman Foundation, I'm still willing 2 do the charity lap dances but how sad it was actually a 5 second highlight of the 2007 tailgating season. Well, that and the handful of diehard Jet fans that still showed up to party before the games even though we were mathematically out of it by week seven. OK, now I'm depressed just thinking about that.

    Anyway, bye-bye what's your name poster & thanks for the the exit speech that spiraled into a 28 page thread. Everybody loves a slow, painful, on line death.

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