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    How the Pats Cheated Using Same-Game Video

    Just got off the phone will BB and told him that Jets fans are close to figuring out how the Pats benefited from same-game taping. He gave me the OK to let the cat out of the bag, so here is how the Pats cheated and obtained a huge same-game advantage:

    First off, BB and company had to hire some degenerate scumbag (Walsh) to do the taping. This is important because if you are caught, deniability works well through character assination.

    Using a sophisticated camera, said scumbag proceeds to tape opposing teams defensive signals from the sidelines. The secure signal is then transmitted to a tower in the Berkshire Mountains in western Massachusetts. This tower was personally designed by BB and is an exact replica of Leon Hess. At the very top, the antenna looks like: $$$1MM.

    From there, the signal is encrypted into Mumblespeak and transmitted to a Cannibal tribe in East Africa. While relaxing and munching on appetizers consisting of human fingers and toes, the cannibals encrypt the video feed into Swahili.

    From there, the signal is beamed to the Russian space station BLB (Brady loves Borsch). The only reason this step was taken, was to piss off RussianGreen.

    From outer space, the signal is then sent to a remote cave in Afghanistan where a crack team of 20 Taliban members, all extremely knowledgeable in NFL football, dissects the information and determines what play Brady should call. This information is then transmitted directly to Brady’s helmet by Osama Bin Ladden.

    Once Brady receives the information, he calls the formation and play:

    “Village People left, TE split wide right, FB anal plug down, X gerbil in deep, Y 9 inch hard cumback, Z deep in the hole on 3”.

    Bingo, 69 yard TD to Randy Moss.

    And you guys were right all along.

    All this took was 5.9 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX View Post
    First off, BB and company had to hire some degenerate scumbag (Walsh) to do the taping. This is important because if you are caught, deniability works well through character assination.
    You think BB, a degenerate scumbag is incapable of hiring one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX View Post
    Just got off the phone will BB and told him that Jets fans are close to figuring out how the Pats benefited from same-game taping. He gave me the OK to let the cat out of the bag, so here is how the Pats cheated and obtained a huge same-game advantage:

    First off, BB and company had to hire some degenerate scumbag (Walsh) to do the taping. This is important because if you are caught, deniability works well through character assination.

    Using a sophisticated camera, said scumbag proceeds to tape opposing teams defensive signals from the sidelines. The secure signal is then transmitted to a tower in the Berkshire Mountains in western Massachusetts. This tower was personally designed by BB and is an exact replica of Leon Hess. At the very top, the antenna looks like: $$$1MM.

    From there, the signal is encrypted into Mumblespeak and transmitted to a Cannibal tribe in East Africa. While relaxing and munching on appetizers consisting of human fingers and toes, the cannibals encrypt the video feed into Swahili.

    From there, the signal is beamed to the Russian space station BLB (Brady loves Borsch). The only reason this step was taken, was to piss off RussianGreen.

    From outer space, the signal is then sent to a remote cave in Afghanistan where a crack team of 20 Taliban members, all extremely knowledgeable in NFL football, dissects the information and determines what play Brady should call. This information is then transmitted directly to Brady’s helmet by Osama Bin Ladden.

    Once Brady receives the information, he calls the formation and play:

    “Village People left, TE split wide right, FB anal plug down, X gerbil in deep, Y 9 inch hard cumback, Z deep in the hole on 3”.

    Bingo, 69 yard TD to Randy Moss.

    And you guys were right all along.

    All this took was 5.9 seconds.
    This has been posted already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    This has been posted already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatsFanTX View Post
    deniability works well through character assination.
    Who gets to assinate him? I guess Brady would be the favorite for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesR View Post
    Who gets to assinate him? I guess Brady would be the favorite for that.
    LOL

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