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    Mike Tyson - Gangsta!

    [url]http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-tyson-gangtrial&prov=ap&type=lgns[/url]

    Don Iron Mike puts a hit out on gangbangers?

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    You hear about MaineJet and his Moose killing thingie?

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    Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

    (On his own character)
    “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

    (To Razor Ruddock)
    "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

    (On going to the zoo)
    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

    (on infantile retards)
    "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

    (On human compassion)
    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

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    [QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

    (On his own character)
    “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

    (To Razor Ruddock)
    "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

    (On going to the zoo)
    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

    (on infantile retards)
    "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

    (On human compassion)
    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE]

    I would pay to watch a reality show with him.



    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU[/url]

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    Iron Mike!! :rockon:

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    [QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

    (On his own character)
    “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

    (To Razor Ruddock)
    "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

    (On going to the zoo)
    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big SILVERBACK gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

    (on infantile retards)
    "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

    (On human compassion)
    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE]
    I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy

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    [QUOTE=acepepe;2583424]I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy[/QUOTE]

    LMAO

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    [QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

    (On his own character)
    “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

    (To Razor Ruddock)
    "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

    (On going to the zoo)
    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

    (on infantile retards)
    "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

    (On human compassion)
    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE]


    I would have open the cage !

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    [QUOTE=acepepe;2583424]I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy[/QUOTE]

    lol classic. I'd be willing to bet that the infentile retard was a chowds fan as well.

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    [QUOTE=shodan9999;2583612]I would have open the cage ![/QUOTE]

    Spoken like Tyson too.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;2583079]You hear about MaineJet and his Moose killing thingie?[/QUOTE]

    yeah! I heardit somewhere maineJet is a moose killaah.

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    [QUOTE=woodside;2583731]lol classic. I'd be willing to bet that the infentile retard was a chowds fan as well.[/QUOTE]

    maybe the retard chowd fan could spell "infentile" correctly. :rolleyes:

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    Why does Mike need a bodyguard? :huh:

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    y'know what's sad. tyson is probably stupid enough to have gone into the cage thinking he could wreck the gorilla. idk about you..but i think it would have been highly entertaining to watch mike tyson be beaten by a 400 lb. gorilla.

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    [QUOTE=neckdemon;2583926]y'know what's sad. tyson is probably stupid enough to have gone into the cage thinking he could wreck the gorilla. idk about you..but i think it would have been highly entertaining to watch mike tyson be beaten by a 400 lb. gorilla.[/QUOTE]

    he lost to buster douglas, close enough.

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;2583896]maybe the retard chowd fan could spell "infentile" correctly. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    I guess that you could

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