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Thread: The List of G.W. Bush Conspiracies and Illegallities

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    The List of G.W. Bush Conspiracies and Illegallities

    I was hoping we could get a list of all the things our Liberal friends believe G.W. Bush has been involved in, conspired to do, and/or done against the law.

    Just so we have an organized list for future reference.

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    not enough bandwidth

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    He's the latest edition of using and abusing his position as Commander in Chief.

    There has to be a limit on the Executive Branch in what they can do Military wise.

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    excellent... this should be fun, and i'm glad its being sanctioned by a moderator...

    now, before we begin, are we talking about just Boy King, or his entire Cabal of handlers?

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    Warfish why do you want to defend this man? you claim to be independant, why should you care?

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    [QUOTE=Press_Coverage;2604786]excellent... this should be fun, and i'm glad its being sanctioned by a moderator...

    now, before we begin, are we talking about just Boy King, or his entire Cabal of handlers?[/QUOTE]

    The Entire Cabal.

    But please be specific which Cabalists you are including for each illegal or conspiratorial acts. In the future, we will not be able to know who partook in each specific illegallities and conspiracies if they are not named individually on a per issue basis.

    [QUOTE=bitonti;2604850]Warfish why do you want to defend this man? you claim to be independant, why should you care?[/QUOTE]

    What have I said to defend him thus far in this thread Bit?:confused:
    Last edited by Warfish; 06-27-2008 at 04:26 PM.

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    [QUOTE=bitonti;2604850]Warfish why do you want to defend this man? you claim to be independant, why should you care?[/QUOTE]

    inĚdeĚpenĚdent (nd-pndnt)
    n.
    1. Democrat
    2. Republican
    3. Liberal
    4. Conservative

    Duh.

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    [QUOTE=Aten;2604871]inĚdeĚpenĚdent (nd-pndnt)
    n.
    1. Democrat
    2. Republican
    3. Liberal
    4. Conservative

    Duh.[/QUOTE]

    Where does Libertarian Conservative fit in, is that a subset of #4? Or does it get a little from section 3 and a little from section 4?

    And as I hate to have to repeat, I do not refer to myself as "Independant" Bit. What others choose to refer to me as is their deal. ******* is usually a good one though.;)

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    why else would you compile a list of perceived illegalities unless to debunk it?

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    [QUOTE=bitonti;2604910]why else would you compile a list of perceived illegalities unless to debunk it?[/QUOTE]

    I have no intention of debunking anything in this thread.

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    On June 6, 2007, at 1:43 p.m. I was cutoff on the road by a Toyota Prius driver that was hypermiling and attempting to get through a traffic light that was turning red. This caused me to hit my brakes and slow down which, subsequently required me to hit the gas in order to get the car back up to speed. This inefficiency cost me approximately $0.17 in gas due to the extra acceleration required.

    I blame George Bush for this as he has conspired with the Japanese to increase sales of the Toyota Prius here in the U.S., has fathered an extra 6 million people in China who are increasing the demand for gasoline and he may have tinkered with the traffic light that was the root cause of my near mishap with said Japanese vehicle.

    How do I submit my claim? Also, is it even worth mailing the claim if the price of the stamp is 42 cents and my claim is 17 cents?
    Last edited by jetstream23; 06-27-2008 at 04:50 PM.

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    He orchestrated the 911 attacks
    He created hurricane Katrina
    He created the tsunami

    Oh, and he ordered the Code Red


    Did I leave any out?

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    [QUOTE=SanAntonio_JetFan;2605004]He orchestrated the 911 attacks
    He created hurricane Katrina
    He created the tsunami

    Oh, and he ordered the Code Red


    Did I leave any out?[/QUOTE]

    Yes, he has failed the education system in this country. I submit Tok3535 as evidence.





    :P

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    Sapping and impurification of our precious bodily fluids.

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    [QUOTE=SanAntonio_JetFan;2605004]He orchestrated the 911 attacks
    He created hurricane Katrina
    He created the tsunami

    Oh, and he ordered the Code Red


    Did I leave any out?[/QUOTE]

    He stole the election
    He made Al Gore a folk hero

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    wow, you guys are right...

    I wish we could elect him president for life.......

    then figure out how to clone him, then freeze those clones until we need them to replace him....


    man, think about it.....GW forever........

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;2605017]Yes, he has failed the education system in this country. I submit Tok3535 as evidence.





    :P[/QUOTE]

    Dont you have a freeway to play in

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    Bush administered water torture on me and then raped my butthole. Is that a conspiracy theory?

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;2604862]What have I said to defend him thus far in this thread Bit?:confused:[/QUOTE]

    We're not worried... You will...

    Anyhow, how do you want the list presented? Chronological? Most egregious first? Alphabetical? Broken down by cabal members?

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    [QUOTE=Tok3535;2605076]Dont you have a freeway to play in[/QUOTE]

    LOL. Take a joke, dude! Don't go crazy and come over here to set fire to my oil well or something. :P

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