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    Gotta love The Onion

    [URL="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/recession_plagued_nation_demands"]http://www.theonion.com/content/news/recession_plagued_nation_demands[/URL]

    [QUOTE]A panel of top business leaders testified before Congress about the worsening recession Monday, demanding the government provide Americans with a new irresponsible and largely illusory economic bubble in which to invest.

    "What America needs right now is not more talk and long-term strategy, but a concrete way to create more imaginary wealth in the very immediate future," said Thomas Jenkins, CFO of the Boston-area Jenkins Financial Group, a bubble-based investment firm. "We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution."

    "Perhaps the new bubble could have something to do with watching movies on cell phones," said investment banker Greg Carlisle of the New York firm Carlisle, Shaloe & Graves. "Or, say, medicine, or shipping. Or clouds. The manner of bubble isn't important—just as long as it creates a hugely overvalued market based on nothing more than whimsical fantasy and saddled with the potential for a long-term accrual of debts that will never be paid back, thereby unleashing a ripple effect that will take nearly a decade to correct.

    The most support thus far has gone toward the so-called paper bubble. In this appealing scenario, various privately issued pieces of paper, backed by government tax incentives but entirely worthless, would temporarily be given grossly inflated artificial values and sold to unsuspecting stockholders by greedy and unscrupulous entrepreneurs."[/QUOTE]

    It's sad that we have to resort to satirical entities for a dose of truth nowadays. This is a sign of the moral and spiritual degradation of this country perpetuated by faith in sham party #1 (spineless Democrats) and sham party #2 (shrewd Neoconservatives).
    Last edited by JetsCrazey; 07-14-2008 at 04:49 PM.

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