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Thread: OT: Kobe24jets' identity revealed?

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    OT: Kobe24jets' identity revealed?

    kobe=Marques Slocumb -realtalk-

    What is your favorite song of all time?

    Just another n***a- state property II

    Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

    got a **** lion now come **** wit me

    Who do you admire most?

    My mom CARLA, dat ***** da ****, i love her i think she da realest ***** alive

    Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

    ****in real

    When do you plan on getting married?

    it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

    Get the number or give the number?

    i would have 2 say bof

    Romance or Kinky Sex?

    it dont matta however i can get it

    How do you feel?

    i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person

    What size shoe do you wear?

    a big enouf size 2 boot chu da **** up outta here

    T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel

    sprint/nextel *****! dey got da best phones

    Would you rather be hot or cold?

    ****in warm **** dat hot **** and dat cold **** Id rather it be in da middle

    Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

    what da ****! i needs bof of my mutha****in body parts

    Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

    opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no

    What is your favorite clothing brand?

    state property, im on my philly **** im on my jawn… lol

    Most Memorable Past?

    **** i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

    If you had to pick one car, which would it be?

    96 impala ss

    Your favorite Disney Films?

    **** disney

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    cuz he was all fiend out

    Do you support Paris?

    why should i

    Where is Waldo?

    i killed dat punk mutha****a he owed me money

    Favorite element?

    i would have 2 go with………….. water

    What was your last thought?

    why da **** am i doin dis interview

    Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?

    i dont give a **** i just want 2 get on

    Who are you going to vote for in 2008?

    me

    Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

    i want sum milk and cookies

    Favorite fruit?

    watermelon

    Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?

    dam ma****a u just ****ed up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes

    Are you a cat or a dog person?

    im ****in wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat

    Would you rather be blind or deaf?

    deaf btu dam neither

    Define yourself in 3 words…

    im da ****

    Do you eat cold cereal at night?

    what da **** is cold cereal

    What is your favorite TV show?

    the wire

    Kill the spider or let it out?

    man! **** dat spider

    Do you shower every single day?

    **** i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2

    Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

    **** ima be askin him 4 sum change

    Boat or bus?

    bus *****! i cant swim

    Where do you want to travel next?

    da future

    What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

    I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his **** and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat mutha****a

    What is your favorite food?

    I like 2 licky licky licky licky… lol

    Do you read harry potter books?

    who da **** is dat!

    If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

    come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat **** overrated

    Have you had a beer in the last week?

    **** I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest *****! im ready 4 da boot!

    Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

    Bof of dem ****s is nasty but i **** wit gatorade

    Favorite body part?

    my whole ****in body

    Flip flops or sandles?

    come on now! what type of question is dat?

    What do you do on fridays?

    whatever da **** i feel like doin

    Do you like bananas?

    do u
    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday....arques-slocum/

    Saw this on deadspin.
    Last edited by IM3; 08-19-2008 at 06:22 PM.

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    Well I don't know, I'm going to go ahead and guess his real identity is...IM3 maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JETS_for_life View Post
    Well I don't know, I'm going to go ahead and guess his real identity is...IM3 maybe?

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    Hilarious Bring Back Kobe

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    Who cares????

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    a little old, but always classic...the **** lion comment is an instant classic...

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    How is this off-topic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadringer View Post
    a little old, but always classic...the **** lion comment is an instant classic...
    I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans

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    Quote Originally Posted by IM3 View Post
    I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans
    I miss Playa.

    He was so ghetto.

    But in a Staten Island Mall kind of ghetto way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I miss Playa.

    He was so ghetto.

    But in a Staten Island Mall kind of ghetto way.
    LOL...
    I miss the good ole SBIII and Kobe threads..

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    Quote Originally Posted by IM3 View Post
    I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans
    You did? Who did you say this to?

    Mom?

    -real talk-

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    WoodyPaige? Where's your customary response in a kobe thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IM3 View Post
    I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans

    All one of you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JETS_for_life View Post
    WoodyPaige? Where's your customary response in a kobe thread?
    Right here. Bring back Kobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike D View Post
    All one of you?
    He has at least two.

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