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Thread: OT: Do the BCS computers run our financial system?

  1. #1
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    Sep 2005
    Brooklyn Heights

    Talking OT: Do the BCS computers run our financial system?

    How did the U.S. financial system get so screwed up? The logical answer is that it was being run by the BCS computers. There are a lot of parallels between the bass-ackward thinking/analysis of both systems. All you Texas fans (or BCS haters) enjoy the article below describing what happened when the BCS computers were put to work on World War II.

    After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

    German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .

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    Jul 2005
    International Relations Fail.

  3. #3
    All League
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    Aug 2005
    it's similar because the financial system is run by hedge fund black boxes that buy/sell based on computer algorithms.

  4. #4
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    Cedar Grove, New Jersey
    any jerkoff who wants to trivialize world war II into a lame college football analogy loses any interest of me reading the rest of the article.


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