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    Bin Laden Reaches Out To Obama

    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Barack Obama
    has now been telling everyone he will capture Osama Bin Laden when elected. So, Osama
    himself decided to send Barack Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he
    was still in the game.

    Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:


    [SIZE="6"][b]370H-SSV-0773H[/b][/SIZE]

    Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC and his aides
    had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden . Joe Biden could not solve so it was sent to
    the FBI and the CIA . Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it.

    Within a few minutes McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama with this reply:

    "Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down ."

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    Not bad....

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    [QUOTE=DeanPatsFan;2901715]After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Barack Obama
    has now been telling everyone he will capture Osama Bin Laden when elected. So, Osama
    himself decided to send Barack Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he
    was still in the game.

    Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:


    [SIZE="6"][b]370H-SSV-0773H[/b][/SIZE]

    Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC and his aides
    had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden . Joe Biden could not solve so it was sent to
    the FBI and the CIA . Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it.

    Within a few minutes McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama with this reply:

    "Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down ."[/QUOTE]

    That was six seconds of my life I'll never have back...

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    [QUOTE=fukushimajin;2902123]That was six seconds of my life I'll never have back...[/QUOTE]

    You spent more than six seconds telling us that. Better to let it go than take a double whammy.

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    [QUOTE=fukushimajin;2902123]That was six seconds of my life I'll never have back...[/QUOTE]

    But if it was Bush or Cheney you would have laughed.

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;2902138]But if it was Bush or Cheney you would have laughed.[/QUOTE]

    Jeez...why are you so obsessed with Bush/Cheney? Let it go...;)

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    If Obama proves to be as bad at them, then we will all be screwed.

    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;2902138]But if it was Bush or Cheney you would have laughed.[/QUOTE]

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    Ha, pretty good... my dad will like that

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    Right-wing humor? Nice!

    Jokes are always better than meticulously feigned outrage.

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    [QUOTE=Ciaran;2902292]Right-wing humor? Nice!

    Jokes are always better than meticulously feigned outrage.[/QUOTE]

    Or, jokes are just that... jokes.

    Wtf is going on around here? Everyone's so uptight lately.

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    [QUOTE=Ciaran;2902292]Right-wing humor? Nice!

    Jokes are always better than meticulously feigned outrage.[/QUOTE]

    The irony of this comment, from a "we are offended by, whine about, and protest everything (tm)" lefty, has not gone unnoticed.

    As to the OP.

    A. Osama Bin Laden

    B. Obama n' Bi[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]nla[/COLOR][/SIZE]den

    Says it all right there man, say it all RIGHT THERE! /tinfoil

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    I didn't know it was trademarked, man! Nice!

    Keep the Republican jokes going, everyone! No, not Palin.

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    [QUOTE=fukushimajin;2902123]That was six seconds of my life I'll never have back...[/QUOTE]no sense of humor...tool.

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    [QUOTE=Ciaran;2902391]I didn't know it was trademarked, man! Nice!

    Keep the Republican jokes going, everyone! No, not Palin.[/QUOTE]another tool...come on its a joke...jeez...

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;2902138]But if it was Bush or Cheney you would have laughed.[/QUOTE]

    Whatever. Do you know you can spell "Shell.oiL" on an upside down calculator. Go check it out. :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;2902404]no sense of humor...tool.[/QUOTE]

    My "six-seconds" statement is yards funnier than the original post. Tool?

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    [QUOTE=fukushimajin;2902425]My "six-seconds" statement is yards funnier than the original post. Tool?[/QUOTE]no it wasn't,and tool is a term of endearment..ah yeah...endearment...

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    [QUOTE=2foolish197;2902428]no it wasn't,and tool is a term of endearment..ah yeah...endearment...[/QUOTE]

    I guess this is why the Fox Half-Hour News hour didn't last...

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