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    [QUOTE=Green Jets & Ham;2956485]I'm only in my 40's

    I will say this, if I lived in Medievil Europe during the bubonic plague I would have been sure the end of the world was near ... the plague wiped out some crazy number like more than 50% of the poulation, dead bodies were everywhere around you and it seemed like everyone was dying, so I would imagine those people were absolutely convinced the end of the world was in progress

    That's why I said I don't know for sure .. you can suspect it and be wrong .. I'm sure they suspected it .. but if you read the scriptures its very easy to believe these are the end times, and in fact its hard to believe otherwise


    PS. It just happens to be Armageddon week on the history channel[/QUOTE]

    It's very easy to believe otherwise. Throughout history there is always something you can point to that's pretty bad. I'll take today over the plague.

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    [QUOTE=Raug;2956221]Somehow I always have the feeling that Sackdance99 is just a really well done parody-character.[/QUOTE]

    That would be great if true. :D

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    [QUOTE=BronxDan;2956961]That would be great if true. :D[/QUOTE]

    I will admit, I do get my share of fan mail through PM's.

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    [QUOTE=sackdance99;2956215]Dear SatanFan, thank you for giving me my own thread. It's not often that you are so recognizable on a forum that you can actually have one dedicated to yourself. All that dribble is pretty funny. I laughed at much of it, as you know I have a great sense of humor. I didn't realize we had something in common. You see, I myself probably dislike religion more than you or anyone here. I don't follow any religion. I follow the Bible, the Word of God. That my friend -- is no religion. Religion tells you that you must do a laundry list of things here on Earth (from killing others to inherit 72 virgins to sitting in a booth telling a pervert priest your sins) and then "hope" you were good enough to get there on your big day. Well, you know the outcome of that. That's why hell is full of surprised people. Just because those like you who don't believe in anything doesn't mean you get a free exit pass to skip the ceremonies. No silly, you get to go to hell too. God promised that. [B]That's not religion, that's God. Crack a Bible and read His words. It's in there.[/B] ;)

    These are the very last of the last days. People like you are living for their lusts are of their father the devil, and must prepare for the worst! There is absolutely no telling what monstrous conduct people like you will engage in next! You should spend time reading the Word of God rather than sitting on a football message board. Maybe you wouldn't be in the pickle you are right now in your life. :(

    [B]This is a generation of Bible-illiterate simpletons, who ask ignorant questions and post goofy theories. [/B]Now - how about you stop worrying about "religion" and begin to give some thought to your own never-dying soul which is headed straight to hell - where the worm that eats on you NEVER dies and the fire is NEVER quenched and the smoke of YOUR TORMENT - that would be yours, RoadFan - ascendeth up for ever and ever - that is [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]N-E-V-E-R E-N-D-I-N-G[/COLOR] RoadFan. :fireboy: Deal with that.[/QUOTE]

    I have bad news for you, SD99, my mentally ill friend from the church of insanity. The Bible was written by PEOPLE. It was not written, created, narrated, or any other fantasy idea you may have by some non-existent, imaginary all-mighty being.
    Ignorance is defined as the state in which a person lacks knowledge, sophistication or intelligence. What could possibly demonstrate more ignorance than ramblings about things for which there are no evidence that they exist? The bible this, god that, heaven, burning in hell, blah, blah, blah. You have the IQ of an ape, yeah, those creatures we evolved from.
    Last edited by RoadFan; 01-06-2009 at 10:34 AM.

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    [QUOTE=RoadFan;2957105]those creatures we evolved [B]with[/B].[/QUOTE]

    Fixed :)

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    [QUOTE=OrangeJet;2957111]Fixed :)[/QUOTE]

    good point. I would edit it but it makes my point better to leave it as is.

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    [QUOTE=RoadFan;2957105]I have bad news for you, SD99, my mentally ill friend from the church of insanity. The Bible was written by PEOPLE. It was not written, created, narrated, or any other fantasy idea you may have by some non-existent, imaginary all-mighty being.
    Ignorance is defined as the state in which a person lacks knowledge, sophistication or intelligence. What could possibly demonstrate more ignorance than ramblings about things for which there are no evidence that they exist? The bible this, god that, heaven, burning in hell, blah, blah, blah. You have the IQ of an ape, yeah, those creatures we evolved from.[/QUOTE]

    SatanFan:

    It's IMPOSSIBLE for you to deliver me ANY bad news. I have the truth and you believed the greatest lie that has ever existed. By your words, it is evident you are clueless and lost. When an angry God looks you in your eyes on your "big day" your front lip will quiver and perhaps you may think back at your friend sackdance99 who warned you. I'm the best friend you ever had. You and the rest of this degenerate America will be crying tears by the bowlful.

    This epidemic is on the rise. God is pouring out his wrath on this nation with greater intensity every day. I take the cup of his wrath on JI and put it to your lips; you get furious; and then I put it back. It’s kind of like when you’re giving some medicine to a squally fit-throwing baby.

    Have you never heard of Mt. Ebal? That’s where God had the people stand on the mountain and spend hours describing how he would punish mankind for their disobedience – in graphic detail! That's going to be you, SatanFan, quit pretending you don’t now that when you disobey him -- this carnage is the result!

    Blow your nose. Get some sackcloth and put it on. Rub ashes all over your head and trade your porno's in for a King James bible. You should be asking God to set a watchman over your mouth to shut up your blasphemous words (Psalm 141:3). Instead you open your wide mouth against God (Psalm 35:21), and open your deceitful mouth against the Lord’s people (Psalm 109:2).

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    Sackdance...was God a McCain supporter?

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