Brazilian dancer Joana Machado says she's celebrating her "utter love" with Inter star Adriano by tattooing his name below her breasts. Machado says she wanted to be "branded". "Adriano owns me, owns my life: when he signs for Flamengo or Chelsea, I sign for them too." Adriano's agent Gilmar Rinaldi says Joana is "lacking comprehension". "Adriano is going nowhere: he stays at Inter. And he's dating someone else."