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    Chuck Norris....

    Just saw him in another Total gym commercial with his little cut-off sleeves..

    Guy seems a little....funny

    I know he's a screen tough guy, but I dunno.....:eek:
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    You're nutty nuts.

    Chuck is a badass.


    When Bruce Banner gets mad he truns into the Hulk.

    When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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    Kellen clemens doesn't read defenses

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    [QUOTE=32green;3078934]Just saw him in another Total gym commercial with his little cut of sleeves..

    Guy seems a little....funny

    I know he's a screen tough guy, but I dunno.....:eek:[/QUOTE]

    Dude- I don't even want to be seen internet-talking to you.

    He's is going to rip your balls off and saute them francaise style.

    Do you know he drives an ice cream truck covering in human skulls? :eek:

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    [QUOTE=CTJetFan92;3078937]Kellen clemens doesn't read defenses[/QUOTE]

    I'm scrolling down and I read this, and I lost it.

    Best post of the day.

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    [QUOTE=Untouchable;3078936]You're nutty nuts.

    Chuck is a badass.


    When Bruce Banner gets mad he truns into the Hulk.

    When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=CTJetFan92;3078937]Kellen clemens doesn't read defenses[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=JStokes;3078938]Dude- I don't even want to be seen internet-talking to you.

    He's is going to rip your balls off and saute them francaise style.

    Do you know he drives an ice cream truck covering in human skulls? :eek:[/QUOTE]

    :alien:


    :D

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    :akface:slice:[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jLaEIqL6T8Y/SAN-HBEi09I/AAAAAAAAAuM/9CVjx0y0_ZA/s400/Chuck_Norris_Total_Gym.jpg[/IMG]

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    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woW1ZdxcS6s"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woW1ZdxcS6s[/URL]

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    32, I expect you'll be receiving a roundhouse kick to the face when you least expect it.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3078964]32, I expect you'll be receiving a roundhouse kick to the face when you least expect it.[/QUOTE]


    [url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/78827/[/url]







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    [QUOTE=32green;3078967][url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/78827/[/url]


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    I'm not sure you get what you are messing with.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.

    This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3079003]I'm not sure you get what you are messing with.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.

    This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.[/QUOTE]

    Or he has a jeep up his azz.



























    hey now

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    The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan was based on Chuck's first dodgeball game in the 2nd grade.

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    [quote=32green;3078934]Just saw him in another Total gym commercial with his little cut-off sleeves..

    Guy seems a little....funny

    I know he's a screen tough guy, but I dunno.....:eek:[/quote]

    [IMG]http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/WiitarHeroCSz/UltimateChuck.jpg[/IMG]

    [quote=CTJetFan92;3078937]Kellen clemens doesn't read defenses[/quote]

    lol, nice

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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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    Chuck's definitely "out there" on a personal level. He's a 69 year old guy who has always attempted to keep a much younger appearance and has refused to accept his Medicare beneficiary status. That might explain his marriage to a woman 23 years his junior. Hey, don't get me wrong, I love (no homo) Chuck Norris, but he is a little "funny." Not ghey funny but funny.

    He must have a HUGE ego. That's the only explanation for the theme song for Walker Texas Ranger. I've heard coyotes in the distance who have better voices and can carry a tune better than Chuck.

    Does anyone know if Chuck wheres a toupe? His hair looks a bit...funny.

    [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Chuck_Norris_200611292256.jpg/300px-Chuck_Norris_200611292256.jpg[/IMG]

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    Bruce Lee >>> Chuck Norris

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3079777]Bruce Lee >>> Chuck Norris[/QUOTE]

    Bruce Lee is dead..........and from the looks of it, so is Chuck. Christ go retire Walker/Braddock.

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    FTR: Chuck is indeed a little "off".

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    [QUOTE=Jordy;3079618] Chuck Norris, but he is a little "funny." Not ghey funny but funny.

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    Well that settles it for me.:eek:




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