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    [QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;3080600]Okay, does Renee from 24 have a sex tape?? :D

    [img]http://blogs.4bauer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/agent-walker.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

    Relax, I'm working on it.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3080534]Sperm-belching gutter-slut much?[/QUOTE]

    No one said you have to kiss her.

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    Something tells me that if she goes a week without waxing her crack (both of 'em), we'd be looking at circa 1973 Earth Mother porn.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3080767]No one said you have to kiss her.[/QUOTE]

    Oh, if it went according to plan, she'd never see me, maybe a glimpse of my thighs through her dangling locks. She certainly wouldnt enjoy it or recommend it to anyone else. She might even call the police.

    Skanktapus. Frankenskank

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3080773]Something tells me that if she goes a week without waxing her crack (both of 'em), we'd be looking at circa 1973 Earth Mother porn.[/QUOTE]

    I think there's three or four dilapatory specialaislists on call to keep her from returning to this















    [IMG]http://www.qualitytaxidermysupply.com/black_bear_photos_1.jpg[/IMG]

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    Weird society we live in where a chick who's only achievement in life is being the daughter of a rich man, and sucking kawk, becomes a household name.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3080787]Weird society we live in where a chick who's only achievement in life is being the daughter of a rich man, and sucking kawk, becomes a household name.[/QUOTE]

    This one too.

    [IMG]http://blogs.hoycinema.com/myfiles/paris-mon-amour/paris-hilton-south-park-704946.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3080787]Weird society we live in where a chick who's only achievement in life is being the daughter of a rich man, and sucking kawk, becomes a household name.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3080789]This one too.

    [IMG]http://blogs.hoycinema.com/myfiles/paris-mon-amour/paris-hilton-south-park-704946.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    The cult of the celebutard.

    Soul-less, vacuous cum-dumpsters, and semi-closeted scientologist child adopting/abducting freaks as role models for our children.

    This is why when the aliens come to annihilate us all with fiery death rays, as we sit mesmerized by a Utubes, they will have the moral high ground.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3080867]The cult of the celebutard.

    Soul-less, vacuous cum-dumpsters, and semi-closeted scientologist child adopting/abducting freaks as role models for our children.

    This is why when the aliens come to annihilate us all with fiery death rays, as we sit mesmerized by a Utubes, they will have the moral high ground.[/QUOTE]

    Damn 32, where do you come up with this stuff?!?!!

    Good thing JI doesn't have a drug screening policy. :D

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    I feel like I am always the last to know about sex tapes...hell I just saw the Paris Hilton Hand errr massage the other day and it took me forever to find WITHOUT paying!
    Last edited by Stan Blinka; 04-09-2009 at 02:24 PM.

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    Mods, please move to the Hotties forum where I have my special 3-D HD system attached.

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    Take away the airbrush, she looks like 12 pounds of cottage cheese.

    With about 2 pounds of mayo splashed all over her face and/or arse.

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    [QUOTE=chirorob;3081464]Take away the airbrush, she looks like 12 pounds of cottage cheese.

    With about 2 pounds of mayo splashed all over her face and/or arse.[/QUOTE]

    lol...

    Did you marry/date/f*ck better? :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Jordy;3081253]Mods, please move to the Hotties forum where I have my special 3-D HD system attached.[/QUOTE]link for that 3d wha-cha-ma-call-it.........plz.......hurry....

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    [QUOTE=chirorob;3081464]Take away the airbrush, she looks like 12 pounds of cottage cheese.

    With about 2 pounds of mayo splashed all over her face and/or arse.[/QUOTE]don't be a hater

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    [QUOTE=chirorob;3081464]Take away the airbrush, she looks like 12 pounds of cottage cheese.

    With about 2 pounds of mayo splashed all over her face and/or arse.[/QUOTE]

    Between the Hoagie thread, and splashing Best foods(west coast). I'm loggin off and going to Quiznos. might get slant eye on this one.

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    [QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3080756]Heard that too. Gotta be tough getting with a chick who's hoo-haa being irrigated by another guy has been seen by most of the free world.[/QUOTE]

    ok, who the hell is in your sig?

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    I approve of this thread.

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    [QUOTE=KellenIsTheFuture;3081703]I approve of this thread.[/QUOTE]

    i don't approve till "Charlie Don't Surf" tells me who's in his thread

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    [QUOTE=Megalomaniac;3081716]i don't approve till "Charlie Don't Surf" tells me who's in his thread[/QUOTE]

    Her name is Shay Laren. Don't Google her pictures at work.

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    with that sig you are one of my fav posters LOL

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