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Thread: That chick is annoying! (But I'd hit it anyway...)

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    That chick is annoying! (But I'd hit it anyway...)

    Watching Jay Leno right now... Reese Witherspoon is on. Pretty annoying with the whole southern twang, but its one of those things I love and hate at the same time. I'd definitely hit it. Just to hear her talk dirty with that chipper little voice...

    [IMG]http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/reese-witherspoon/pictures/reese-witherspoon-picture-1.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J5VGni0FulQ/SJjCowtWEOI/AAAAAAAAABU/H8Vl8RsBnLY/s400/id_hit_it1.jpg[/IMG]

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    Absolutely, no question. The Southern accent makes her cuter, imo.

    I like an accent.

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    ... her personality is annoying definitely ...

    ... hittable for sure though ... preferably while she wears a muzzle ...








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    [QUOTE=ljr@work;3081982]... her personality is annoying definitely ...

    ... hittable for sure though ... preferably while she wears a muzzle ...








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    Hmmmm. Pointy chin and all....yep.

    I'd set her up in a costume though, preferably cheerleader in "last girl standing after homecoming", or "surprised after practice" scenario....

    She's a little young for the surprised Librarian, plus she needs glazzes for that...

    Whatever, she has to be surprised.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3081993]Hmmmm. Pointy chin and all....yep.

    [B]I'd set her up in a costume though, preferably cheerleader in "last girl standing after homecoming", or "surprised after practice" scenario....[/B]

    She's a little young for the surprised Librarian, plus she needs glazzes for that...

    Whatever, she has to be surprised.[/QUOTE]

    You sir, have the gift of gab. You work in words the way some artists work in oils, pastels. Good reading. :yes:

    IRT subject: Not into the blond hair blue eyed Aryan look (obvious from the ladies that dance in the sig I go for dark haired dark eyed chicks) but she's hittable. The accent, cuteness factor; dunno.

    Didn't she air her sweater meat out in a movie awhile back? Perky as I recall.

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    I'd hit it, no question. And then, I'd even pretend to love it, just so I could sit home all day while she goes out and earns the bacon. My sugar-momma, if you will.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3081993]Hmmmm. Pointy chin and all.

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    Cranium problems-who saw that coming?:rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3082030]Cranium problems-who saw that coming?:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    Mandible, not cranium, you back-woods wanker.

    I know you had to leave school at 4 to help out with the farm, but please.

    :rolleyes::cool:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3082030]Cranium problems-who saw that coming?:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://mcvey.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/phrenology.jpg[/IMG]

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    [IMG]http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s318/tarheelbabygirl9/id-hit-that.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3081999]You sir, have the gift of gab. You work in words the way some artists work in oils, pastels. Good reading. :yes:

    IRT subject: Not into the blond hair blue eyed Aryan look (obvious from the ladies that dance in the sig I go for dark haired dark eyed chicks) but she's hittable. The accent, cuteness factor; dunno.

    Didn't she air her sweater meat out in a movie awhile back? Perky as I recall.[/QUOTE]

    Your sig is ****ing awesome. Same type of chick I'm into. :yes:

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    "I'd hit it."

    Really? Really guys? Would you hit it?

    Thats great to know because I was wondering if you would hit it.

    What would you NOT hit?

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    [quote=DevsJetsYanks88;3082053]Your sig is ****ing awesome. [B]Same type of chick I'm into[/B]. :yes:[/quote]
    Ridiculously hot and out of my league? I love those chicks! :D


    Reese is hittable like a bumper car. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=DevsJetsYanks88;3082053]Your sig is ****ing awesome. Same type of chick I'm into. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    LMAO, yeah you have quite a fetish going there....

    Beautiful, young chicks with huge cans and a great azz's.

    It must be hard to feed your disgusting, bizarre desires.








    lol;):D

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    [QUOTE=32green;3082061]LMAO, yeah you have quite a fetish going there....

    Beautiful, young chicks with huge cans and a great azz's.

    It must be hard to feed your disgusting, bizarre desires.








    lol;):D[/QUOTE]


    What can I say, I'm a freak. ;)

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3082060][B]Ridiculously hot and out of my league? I love those chicks! :D[/B]

    Reese is hittable like a bumper car. :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Yep, those are the ones! :yes:

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    For those bothered by the accent or voice, this works everytime....

    [IMG]http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/ball%20gag%20harness.jpg[/IMG]

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    [quote=FF2®;3082059]"I'd hit it."

    Really? Really guys? Would you hit it?

    Thats great to know because I was wondering if you would hit it.

    What would you NOT hit?[/quote]

    Are we a little jealous this morning sweety?

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    Peter Griffin used a Reese Witherspoon opener to cut open a safe door using her chin! LOL!!!

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    [QUOTE=Jordy;3082195]For those bothered by the accent or voice, this works everytime....

    [IMG]http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/ball%20gag%20harness.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I'd hit it.

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