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    NFL All-Criminal Team

    My all time criminal team. All in good fun. Let's see yours.

    [B]edit: OJ Simpson has been added [/B]

    Offense
    QB Michael Vick/Ken Stabler
    RB [B]OJ Simpson[/B] Larry Johnson, Jamal Lewis, Fred Taylor
    WR Plaxico/ Stallworth / Brandon Marshall
    TE Mark Chamura
    OL Nate Newton / Kareem McKenzie / Ross Verba / Bryant McKinnie

    Defense
    CB Pacman / Leon Hall
    S Donte Whitner/ Lawyer Milloy
    DT Tommy Kelly/ Tank Johnson
    DE Jevon Kearse / Carl Eller/ Shaun Ellis
    LB Antiono Pierce / Ray Lewis / LT / Lofa Tatupa

    ST
    P Todd Sauerbrun
    K Sebastian Janikowski
    R Justin Miller

    PS- don't get all mad at me because I didn't add a blocking TE to the team ;)
    Last edited by JFB; 04-29-2009 at 12:32 PM.

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    You can add Rae Carruth to the list...no OJ?

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    uhh... where is OJ Simpson?! :dunno::dunno:
    He's the leader of the bunch!!

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    Oh my god. OJ. What an oversight! He gets bonus points for the crime.

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    Add BB as the head coach. When congress gets involved, you know someone broke the rules.

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    Don't Justin Miller (***** slappin) and John Abraham(DUI) desreve honorable mentions??

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    [QUOTE=DefenseWinsChampionships2;3110127]Add BB as the head coach. When congress gets involved, you know someone broke the rules.[/QUOTE]

    Can we promote Joe Cullen?


    "Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen has encountered legal trouble for, among other things, allegedly driving without clothes."

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    [QUOTE=JFB;3110133]Can we promote Joe Cullen?


    "Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen has encountered legal trouble for, among other things, allegedly driving without clothes."[/QUOTE]

    Thats not a criminal, lol, thats a pervert

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    Carruth biggest scumbag of all time. Put a hit on his pregnant girlfriend. both died.

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    [QUOTE=Play2Win;3110151]Carruth biggest scumbag of all time. Put a hit on his pregnant girlfriend. both died.[/QUOTE]

    O.J killed the mother of his kids. Both sick people in the head.

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    [QUOTE=Guitarjet;3110132]Don't Justin Miller (***** slappin) and John Abraham(DUI) desreve honorable mentions??[/QUOTE]

    Miller is my return man. JAbe is definitely better than Ellis.

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    [QUOTE=JFB;3110160]Miller is my return man. JAbe is definitely better than Ellis.[/QUOTE]

    J.Abe may be a better 4-3 DE but Ellis is the better 3-4 DE

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    [QUOTE=Play2Win;3110120]You can add Rae Carruth to the list...no OJ?[/QUOTE]

    Rae Carruth must be added.

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    How the hell is Mike Tannebaum not on that team? You have to make him the GM after what he did to Mangini. That was grand theft and rape in one. He's one sick bastard.

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    Offense
    QB Todd Marinovich / Vick
    RB OJ Simpson , Cecil Collins, Lawerence Phillips
    WR Caruth/ Stallworth/Michael Irvin
    TE Mark Chamura
    OL Nate Newton / Barret Robbins / Justin Strzelczyk / Ross Verba

    Defense
    CB Pacman / Darryl Henley
    S Gene Atkins / Terrence Kiel
    DT Darrell Russell
    DE Alonzo Spellman/Leonard Little
    LB Lawrence Taylor / Ray Lewis / Bill Romanowski


    ST
    P Todd Sauerbrun
    K Sebastian Janikowski
    R Dave Megget
    Last edited by LockeJET; 04-29-2009 at 01:04 PM.

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    [QUOTE=LockeJET;3110190]Offense
    QB Todd Marinovich / Vick
    RB OJ Simpson , Cecil Collins, Lawerence Phillips
    WR Caruth/ Stallworth/Michael Irvin
    TE Mark Chamura
    OL Nate Newton / Barret Robbins / Justin Strzelczyk / Ross Verba

    Defense
    CB Pacman / Darryl Henley
    S Gene Atkins / Terrence Kiel
    DT Darrell Russell
    DE Alonzo Spellman/Leonard Little
    LB Lawrence Taylor / Ray Lewis / Bill Romanowski


    ST
    P Todd Sauerbrun
    K Sebastian Janikowski
    R Dave Megget[/QUOTE]


    Romanowski is an evil SOB. Randy Moss should be considered for this team.

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    WR Chris Henry...and half the Benglals team...

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    [QUOTE=intothegreen;3110204]WR Chris Henry...and half the Benglals team...[/QUOTE]

    Henry gets in so much legal trouble that he hasn't had a chance to do anything in the NFL yet.

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    [QUOTE=JFB;3110220]Henry gets in so much legal trouble that he hasn't had a chance to do anything in the NFL yet.[/QUOTE]


    Touche

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    QB-Art Schlichter- Could fix the game for you?

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