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  1. #41
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    [QUOTE=Xmarco;3111035]Jim Brown, Najeh Davenport, Matt Jones - Players
    Lampley, Albert, Salisbury & Almost everyone at ESPN - Announcers[/QUOTE]

    Najeh Davenport! LOL

    I heard that his nickname in college was "the hamper" b/c he took a sh*t in his girlfriend's laundry basket after she dumped him.

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    I have a good one here and its kind of a random personal connection but check this guy out:

    [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Komlo[/url]


    I was real good friends with his daughter where I went to college in PA and its a pretty ****ed up story, but check it out.

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    [QUOTE=JFB;3110114]My all time criminal team. All in good fun. Let's see yours.

    [B]edit: OJ Simpson has been added [/B]

    Offense
    QB Michael Vick/Ken Stabler
    RB [B]OJ Simpson[/B] Larry Johnson, Jamal Lewis, Fred Taylor
    WR Plaxico/ Stallworth / Brandon Marshall
    TE Mark Chamura
    OL Nate Newton / Kareem McKenzie / Ross Verba / Bryant McKinnie

    Defense
    CB Pacman / Leon Hall
    S Donte Whitner/ Lawyer Milloy
    DT Tommy Kelly/ Tank Johnson
    DE Jevon Kearse / Carl Eller/ Shaun Ellis
    LB Antiono Pierce / Ray Lewis / LT / Lofa Tatupa

    ST
    P Todd Sauerbrun
    K Sebastian Janikowski
    R Justin Miller

    PS- don't get all mad at me because I didn't add a blocking TE to the team ;)[/QUOTE]

    Some GLARING omissions (unintentional I am sure)

    QB Todd Marinovich
    OL Barrett Robbins
    OL Chris Terry
    LB LT (cmon now, a bit too obvious)
    DL Alonzo Spellman and Darrell Russell
    DE Mr. Mark Gastineau (to be sure I am not accused of being a homer)
    DE Jim Dunaway ( accused of murdering his wife)
    S Gene Atkins and Eugene Robinson
    CB Corey Fuller and Samari Rolle

    K Sebastian Janikowski
    P Todd Sauerbrun (DUI) but we needed a punter

    Coach - Jimmie Johnson - cuz every penal facility needs a warden!

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    what did Fred Taylor do?

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    [QUOTE=nycdan;3111187]Why so hard on Nate Newton. It was only 175 lbs. of pot. Not like he was going to deal it or anything :)[/QUOTE]

    he was helping out the grannies in the neighborhood with glaucoma

    [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8v-deIp8XmM/SdlfQtoWC3I/AAAAAAAAA2g/VIdxgSzfOtQ/s320/Granny+Cigar.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=jr420x;3110658]u need ne more linemen ,theres only 4[/QUOTE]

    Jumbo Elliot fills out the linemen.

    Going back a bit but I've got another WR.

    Lance Rentzel Cowboys WR Married to Joey Hetherton.

    Indecent exposure. Insert jokes here.

    Ran a great "Fly pattern"

    Also a pretty good "Down and Out"

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    [QUOTE=TundraJet;3111381]
    Coach - Jimmie Johnson - cuz every penal facility needs a warden![/QUOTE]

    What was the name of that Detroit Lions assistant coach who got caught drunk driving naked in his car a couple years ago? Millen sure knows how to pick'em!

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    [QUOTE=TundraJet;3111381]Some GLARING omissions (unintentional I am sure)

    QB Todd Marinovich
    OL Barrett Robbins
    OL Chris Terry
    LB LT (cmon now, a bit too obvious)
    DL Alonzo Spellman and Darrell Russell
    DE Mr. Mark Gastineau (to be sure I am not accused of being a homer)
    DE Jim Dunaway ( accused of murdering his wife)
    S Gene Atkins and Eugene Robinson
    CB Corey Fuller and Samari Rolle

    K Sebastian Janikowski
    P Todd Sauerbrun (DUI) but we needed a punter

    Coach - Jimmie Johnson - cuz every penal facility needs a warden![/QUOTE]

    You have to include Klecko... [url]http://www.nytimes.com/1993/01/13/sports/sports-people-pro-football-klecko-pleads-guilty-to-perjury-charge.html?n=Top/Reference/Times%20Topics/Subjects/A/Automobile%20Insurance%20and%20Liability[/url]

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    [QUOTE=VincenzoTestaverde;3111502]What was the name of that Detroit Lions assistant coach who got caught drunk driving naked in his car a couple years ago? Millen sure knows how to pick'em![/QUOTE]

    Joe Cullen

    Im pretty sure Kitna dressed like Cullen for Halloween or something. I remember hearing something like that.

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    Gastineau is a good one.

    Who on the Jets had a trunk full of assault rifles?

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    [QUOTE=JFB;3111820]Gastineau is a good one.

    Who on the Jets had a trunk full of assault rifles?[/QUOTE]

    I believe that was Damien Robinson.

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    a few other guys come to mind:

    WR (crowded position)

    David Boston, Santonio Holmes, Reggie Williams & Jimmy Smith

    RB

    Ahmad Bradshaw & Lawrence Phillips

    DL

    Tank Johnson

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    oh and add RB Willie Green from BC

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    What about the Viking sex-boat guys? The names that stick out are McKinnie, Culpeper, and Smoot.

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