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    Quote Originally Posted by Xmarco View Post
    Jim Brown, Najeh Davenport, Matt Jones - Players
    Lampley, Albert, Salisbury & Almost everyone at ESPN - Announcers
    Najeh Davenport! LOL

    I heard that his nickname in college was "the hamper" b/c he took a sh*t in his girlfriend's laundry basket after she dumped him.

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    I have a good one here and its kind of a random personal connection but check this guy out:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Komlo


    I was real good friends with his daughter where I went to college in PA and its a pretty ****ed up story, but check it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFB View Post
    My all time criminal team. All in good fun. Let's see yours.

    edit: OJ Simpson has been added

    Offense
    QB Michael Vick/Ken Stabler
    RB OJ Simpson Larry Johnson, Jamal Lewis, Fred Taylor
    WR Plaxico/ Stallworth / Brandon Marshall
    TE Mark Chamura
    OL Nate Newton / Kareem McKenzie / Ross Verba / Bryant McKinnie

    Defense
    CB Pacman / Leon Hall
    S Donte Whitner/ Lawyer Milloy
    DT Tommy Kelly/ Tank Johnson
    DE Jevon Kearse / Carl Eller/ Shaun Ellis
    LB Antiono Pierce / Ray Lewis / LT / Lofa Tatupa

    ST
    P Todd Sauerbrun
    K Sebastian Janikowski
    R Justin Miller

    PS- don't get all mad at me because I didn't add a blocking TE to the team
    Some GLARING omissions (unintentional I am sure)

    QB Todd Marinovich
    OL Barrett Robbins
    OL Chris Terry
    LB LT (cmon now, a bit too obvious)
    DL Alonzo Spellman and Darrell Russell
    DE Mr. Mark Gastineau (to be sure I am not accused of being a homer)
    DE Jim Dunaway ( accused of murdering his wife)
    S Gene Atkins and Eugene Robinson
    CB Corey Fuller and Samari Rolle

    K Sebastian Janikowski
    P Todd Sauerbrun (DUI) but we needed a punter

    Coach - Jimmie Johnson - cuz every penal facility needs a warden!

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    what did Fred Taylor do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycdan View Post
    Why so hard on Nate Newton. It was only 175 lbs. of pot. Not like he was going to deal it or anything
    he was helping out the grannies in the neighborhood with glaucoma


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    Quote Originally Posted by jr420x View Post
    u need ne more linemen ,theres only 4
    Jumbo Elliot fills out the linemen.

    Going back a bit but I've got another WR.

    Lance Rentzel Cowboys WR Married to Joey Hetherton.

    Indecent exposure. Insert jokes here.

    Ran a great "Fly pattern"

    Also a pretty good "Down and Out"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TundraJet View Post
    Coach - Jimmie Johnson - cuz every penal facility needs a warden!
    What was the name of that Detroit Lions assistant coach who got caught drunk driving naked in his car a couple years ago? Millen sure knows how to pick'em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TundraJet View Post
    Some GLARING omissions (unintentional I am sure)

    QB Todd Marinovich
    OL Barrett Robbins
    OL Chris Terry
    LB LT (cmon now, a bit too obvious)
    DL Alonzo Spellman and Darrell Russell
    DE Mr. Mark Gastineau (to be sure I am not accused of being a homer)
    DE Jim Dunaway ( accused of murdering his wife)
    S Gene Atkins and Eugene Robinson
    CB Corey Fuller and Samari Rolle

    K Sebastian Janikowski
    P Todd Sauerbrun (DUI) but we needed a punter

    Coach - Jimmie Johnson - cuz every penal facility needs a warden!
    You have to include Klecko... http://www.nytimes.com/1993/01/13/sp...nd%20Liability

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    Quote Originally Posted by VincenzoTestaverde View Post
    What was the name of that Detroit Lions assistant coach who got caught drunk driving naked in his car a couple years ago? Millen sure knows how to pick'em!
    Joe Cullen

    Im pretty sure Kitna dressed like Cullen for Halloween or something. I remember hearing something like that.

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    Gastineau is a good one.

    Who on the Jets had a trunk full of assault rifles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFB View Post
    Gastineau is a good one.

    Who on the Jets had a trunk full of assault rifles?
    I believe that was Damien Robinson.

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    a few other guys come to mind:

    WR (crowded position)

    David Boston, Santonio Holmes, Reggie Williams & Jimmy Smith

    RB

    Ahmad Bradshaw & Lawrence Phillips

    DL

    Tank Johnson

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    oh and add RB Willie Green from BC

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    What about the Viking sex-boat guys? The names that stick out are McKinnie, Culpeper, and Smoot.

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