View Poll Results: Which will happen first?

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  • War of teh Machinez

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  • It doesn't matter -- Mark Sanchez will save us regardless

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Thread: Zombie Apocalypse or War of teh Machines??

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    Zombie Apocalypse or War of teh Machines??

    i think that, by now, these are the only two logical scenarios for the impending downfall of humanity. we'll either unleash a virus/mutation that turns a large segment of the population into flesh-eating zombies, or we'll create smart machines who will undoubtedly turn against us and seek to wipe mankind from the face of the Earth.



    the only question that remains is: which will happen first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    i think that, by now, these are the only two logical scenarios for the impending downfall of humanity. we'll either unleash a virus/mutation that turns a large segment of the population into flesh-eating zombies, or we'll create smart machines who will undoubtedly turn against us and seek to wipe mankind from the face of the Earth.



    the only question that remains is: which will happen first?
    BTW, that is the most perfect first sentence of a thread I have ever seen.

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    I love that movie. It's not just one of my favorite monster movies, it's one of the my favorite all-time movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freestater View Post
    BTW, that is the most perfect first sentence of a thread I have ever seen.
    lol, these are actually the things i think about


    oh, and i vote zombies, only because i like to think that we'd have a chance. if it's teh machinez, we're pretty much ****ed.











    unless Mark Sanchez is actually John Connor

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    I'm prepared for the zombie attack, I'm sure you are too.

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    artificial intelligence hasn't yet reached the point where a true war of the machines could actually happen, but haitian voodoo priests have had the secret to creating zombie armies for centuries...definitely a zombie apocalypse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I'm prepared for the zombie attack, I'm sure you are too.
    Zombies or hippies. Either/or.

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    Machines. No question.

    In 100 years, we'll be working for them.....as organic lube oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Machines. No question.

    In 100 years, we'll be working for them.....as organic lube oil.
    hmmm, well, that's... disconcerting

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    Lets be honest gentlemen, its going to be the primates... led by teh Mark Sanchez.

    Just the thought of my people, led by Mark Sanchez and his greasy, yet curly, locks of JET black hair makes my thighs quiver like its prom night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Machines. No question.

    In 100 years, we'll be working for them.....as organic lube oil.
    Wait, so you are saying that when machines finally discover teh pleasure of anal penetration... that you envision yourself as the lube?

    You are a sick, sick man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    i think that, by now, these are the only two logical scenarios for the impending downfall of humanity. we'll either unleash a virus/mutation that turns a large segment of the population into flesh-eating zombies, or we'll create smart machines who will undoubtedly turn against us and seek to wipe mankind from the face of the Earth.

    the only question that remains is: which will happen first?
    Zombies - already happened, cable tv.

    War of Machines - been happening, thank Chaney, Bush, & Company for keeping that going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
    Lets be honest gentlemen, its going to be the primates... led by teh Mark Sanchez.

    Just the thought of my people, led by Mark Sanchez and his greasy, yet curly, locks of JET black hair makes my thighs quiver like its prom night.
    thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by freestater View Post
    Zombies or hippies. Either/or.
    Shouldnt you be sharing a kinship with your weed-smoking ilk?










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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Shouldnt you be sharing a kinship with your weed-smoking ilk?









    less hippies = more weed for freestater

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    When there is no more room left in hell...the dead shall walk the earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chica me Tipo View Post
    When there is no more room left in hell...the dead shall walk the earth.
    great reference...

    i voted machines because zombies are a nice scary story but the machines are real.

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