Some of you may not have been around last year year where I provided the undeniable proof that Lebronze, Leroids, James was on steroids. The proof I provided was insurmountable. In fact, there's more proof that LeRoids is juiced up then there is that the other "juice" butchered Ron Goldman and Nicole. When I layed out my post last year which was an extensive breakdown of Lebron's steroid use, the evidence was overwhelming. So overwhelming, that any jury in America would've convicted him right there on the spot, for abusing steroids and HGH. Two products, that I may add are illegal to take without a doctors subscription. ...In case you guys didn't read my post from last year proving James was 'roided up' I'll summarize my post once more. And this will be the last time.
Proof James takes steroids:
1) No 16 year old kid is built like hercules or Evander Holyfield without taking steroids.
2)No 17 year old kid comes into the league and manhandles Ben Wallace without being pumped up with HGH.
3)No human being can run from one end of the floor to the other in 2.3 seconds without performance enhancing drugs. It's simply impossible.
4) The huge steroid, Barry Bonds head. Human heads are simply not that big. That's extremely damaging evidence.
5)The roid rage. What kind of guy curses out his mom on national t.v. if he's not on steroids. Can it get any more obvious?
6)Misa Tumbas, eyewitness testimony, where he in fact saw the guy provide Leroid James with steroids. That alone is good by me.
7)The 10 thousand google hits, again acting as 10 thousand more eyewitness testimonials.
8)The deep monotone/steroid voice, and the pimpled, acne scared face on a grown man.
9)The huge Arnold Schwatrzeneger-esque-jaw. Only Arnold, The Incredible Hullk, Sammy Sosa and Lebron Leroids James have that enormous Jaw. That's a steroid Jaw.
And that my friend is all the proof you need to know without any doubt that Lebronze has been cheating since he was 16 years old, taking enormous amounts of steroids and Hgh. Unlike truly great players like Kobe and MJ, who worked their butt off to get where they are, Lebronze had to cheat to get where he is. But luckily for the rest of the league, although steroids will give you power and speed, it doesn't make one a champion or a winner. It doesn't help your jump shot, or you're ability to perform in the clutch. If it did Lebronze-Leroid-James would have 6 rings by now, instead of None.
So there you have. My undeniable proof of Lebron's steroid use. So please don't ever doubt me again, when I mention James on roids. I've proved it once again.