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    I am tired of my neighbor's loud moaning

    Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).
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    This thread is useless without pics of your neighbor.

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    Better yet, record the sounds and play them in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 82nd Airborne View Post
    Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).
    I hate to say it, but earplugs is something a grandmother would do. I suspect they are making noise because they want you to go over there and join in.
    Just go over. At first they'll pretend to be upset, but that's part of the game. Be persistent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    This thread is useless without pics of your neighbor.
    Quote Originally Posted by NYJCAP2 View Post
    Better yet, record the sounds and play them in here.
    I want this done and posted here before end of the day, Airborne.

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    You'll get some serious street cred if you record it and upload it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 82nd Airborne View Post
    Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).
    Jealous?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I hate to say it, but earplugs is something a grandmother would do. I suspect they are making noise because they want you to go over there and join in.
    Just go over. At first they'll pretend to be upset, but that's part of the game. Be persistent.


    Go the whole nine yards with "the game" by walking over with a shotgun and black, electrical tape. Maybe a cookie tray, too.

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    Do you live in an apartment building? If so, knock on their door and say "The sound of you two f*cking is bothering me so please keep it down." If they persist, press your stereo speakers against your shared wall and blast Pantera until they come knocking.

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    Are we talking "Grapes stomp" moan, "Backdoor Trap" moan, or "Borgo Gonzo Sex" moan?

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    sorry.

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    Record it and play it back to them full volume...

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    You can always fap one out and moan right back at'em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 82nd Airborne View Post
    Every single day I hear my neighbor's moaning! These sounds are loud and creepy that they make neighborhood dogs bark like crazy during their love-making session. I am pretty sure this falls under "public disturbance"... but I don't want to call the cops complaining about the situation, so I have decided to wear earplugs around the house (so far so good).
    Move out of the barrack's

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    You wouldn't be complaining if you had a girl and were having competitive 'we can be louder' competitions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by acepepe View Post
    Move out of the barrack's
    ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by acepepe View Post
    Move out of the barrack's
    lol


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    Airborne:

    Bah! My neighbors screw too loud!
    Bah! Kids these days!
    Bah! I wish it was 1955 again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by acepepe View Post
    Move out of the barrack's
    chicken dinner!

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    I'm starting to think 82nd Airborne must be related to SBIII in some way.

    wacky thread, then dissapear.

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