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    [QUOTE=SUJets1988;3248264]Rat poison[/QUOTE]

    agreed, best way, or BB gun

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    One time i opened the inside garage door and one was sitting on top of the garbage can holding a piece of pizza in his hands that he he had pulled out of the pizza box....no lie.You can shoot them, or trap and release them elsewhere or pay someone to do it.But if they are big in your area? Who is friend to the Racoon,maybe you will have to get him to do your dirty work.

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    This has recipe for disaster all over it. Green walks over to pick up the handle of the trap but accidentally lifts the gate open, freeing the raccoon at his feet.
    We must hope his neighbor is videotaping.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3248364]This has recipe for disaster all over it. Green walks over to pick up the handle of the trap but accidentally lifts the gate open, freeing the raccoon at his feet.
    We must hope his neighbor is videotaping.[/QUOTE]

    Ah yes, like the poster killing the rat thread!!!! :yes:

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    Here are some other solutions:

    [IMG]http://www.madmoose.com/Raccoon%20hat.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2289/2020915642_f4146b2703.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.furoutlet.com/images/RACCOON-FUR-COAT_a.jpg[/IMG]

    The wife would never know! :D

    btw, I knew a guy you had a raccoon dick necklace. I sh!t you not!

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3248345]Frankly, my man, I don't see you brave enough to walk over and pick up the trap.[/QUOTE]

    True story. I once found an abandoned Brownstone uptown (Harlem) with 13 fighting pitbulls inside, along with a few strays used to keep the dogs occupied. The local drug dealers were housing them there between matches.

    The dogs had free run of three stories and a basement and was filthy and pitch black. Me and one ASPCA guy with a noose captured all of them while I walked behind him with a flash light (no electricity) and a......handheld "friend.":rolleyes::alien:

    Dumbest thing I've ever done, as all I had to do was call in guys with tranq. guns. The ASPCA guy had to be a dope too. The whole neighborhood gathered outside and boo'd us as we brought out each snarling mass of muscle, So I do possess a certain level of moronic bravery.
    Last edited by 32green; 09-11-2009 at 04:43 PM.

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz82fjXqFQ4[/url]

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    [B]Warning varmin lovers please do not watch[/B]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_F06FPoV60[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3248364]This has recipe for disaster all over it. Green walks over to pick up the handle of the trap but accidentally lifts the gate open, freeing the raccoon at his feet.
    We must hope his neighbor is videotaping.[/QUOTE]
    LMAO

    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3248370]Ah yes, like the poster killing the rat thread!!!! :yes:[/QUOTE]
    Wasnt that GUNNails? lol

    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3248375]Here are some other solutions:

    [IMG]http://www.madmoose.com/Raccoon%20hat.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2289/2020915642_f4146b2703.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.furoutlet.com/images/RACCOON-FUR-COAT_a.jpg[/IMG]

    The wife would never know! :D

    btw, I knew a guy you had a raccoon dick necklace. I sh!t you not![/QUOTE]

    You have been down south too long. Thats considered trashy by us northerners! ;)

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    Trap the raccoon in a cage trap, fill a garbage can with water from your trusty garden hose and gently submerge the trap until the bubbles stop.

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    Heard noise outside last year and went out to see whats up.

    Saw a shadow in the dark, an amimal I thought but WTF was it, I had never seen an animal shaped like it before. It had a round body and a long neck.

    I followed it onto my neighbours deck which stands about 15 feet off the ground, all of the sudden the darn thing walked off the end of the deck :eek:

    I ran down to find a rather dazzed raccoon wandering around in a circle with a peanut butter bottle stuck tight on its head.

    It was hours of entertainment. :yes:
    Last edited by MACPAC; 09-11-2009 at 05:39 PM.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3248320]Plenty of Racoons, no skunks around my parts.

    You couldnt just answer the question?[/QUOTE]

    could be skunks, and they could be looking for grubs, especially if your lawn was just tilled for the new sod....

    Raoul LePew?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3248452]could be skunks, and they could be looking for grubs, especially if your lawn was just tilled for the new sod....

    Raoul LePew?[/QUOTE]
    I heard that! :steamin:

    :D
    [IMG]http://www.parisianevents.com/parisianparty/wp-content/images/pepe-le-pew.jpg[/IMG]
    Last edited by RaoulDuke; 09-11-2009 at 05:36 PM.

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    Tie some 3/4 filled silver mylar baloons around your yard....The rustling sound keeps most critters at bay....Don't have them filled all the way, they won't rustle as much.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3248456]I heard that! :steamin:

    :D
    [IMG]http://www.parisianevents.com/parisianparty/wp-content/images/pepe-le-pew.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    :D

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    [QUOTE=crazyeffinjetsfan;3248464]Tie some 3/4 filled silver mylar baloons around your yard....The rustling sound keeps most critters at bay....Don't have them filled all the way, they won't rustle as much.[/QUOTE]

    Sorry man thats just funny. I don't know about American Raccoons but Canadian Raccoons would love some ballons to play with. They would most likely gather them up tie them to my garbage cans then float them to thier home.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3248401]Trap the raccoon in a cage trap, fill a garbage can with water from your trusty garden hose and gently submerge the trap until the bubbles stop.[/QUOTE]
    I was going to suggest the Swim Test, as well. :) Use the Hav-A-Hart to make sure the creatures are safe before drowing them.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3248485]I was going to suggest the Swim Test, as well. :) Use the Hav-A-Hart to make sure the creatures are safe before drowing them.[/QUOTE]

    lol

    If they called the traps "Be-A- Prick" traps, no one would buy them, I guess, except for googly eyed Tex.

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    Dude.....Be a MAN! Drink a mess of beer and then piss all over your backyard marking YOUR territory. That should work. :rockon:

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    [QUOTE=EtsFan;3248495]Dude.....Be a MAN! Drink a mess of beer and then piss all over your backyard marking YOUR territory. That should work. :rockon:[/QUOTE]

    Apparently, that hasnt worked in this case.:D;)

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