Caption this Jenks play...
Witnesses reported a 3 hour eclipse in Houston today. Scientists couldn't explain the strange phenomenon. (Jets fans could :yes:)
jenkins: Jenknins hungry, he want food
The Texans call him the starting running back. Kris Jenkins calls him appetizer!
There you are!!! I'm gonna squash you like a grape midget!!!
Move out the way boys I see dinner.
Is that Pouha leveling some dude on the far right?
feee fiiii foooo fuuuum! I smell the blood of a little one!
Last edited by BugZyZuncle; 09-14-2009 at
my favorite Jenk play of the game was the one where he ragdolls the center out of the way and nearly kills schaub
Jenkins played once more like a total beast! I remember the play where he just threw the Texans center on the ground (one handed)!!
Moses isn't the only one that could part the red sea.
or slaton "Who Dat!"
[QUOTE=jetsnrangers;3252576]GET IN MY BELLY![/QUOTE]
damit i signed on just to post that and you stole it lol
"Don't shoot him! That just makes him madder."
Last edited by The Boston Patriot; 09-14-2009 at
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This doesn't deserve a caption....it deserves a sound clip!
The funny thing is that Texans fans are blaming their undersized center but they really need to not think so badly of him. Kris Jenkins ragdolled Nick Mangold on the very first day of TC last year and he has been swatting away opponents and generally causing havoc ever since. He made Chris Snee, a very solid player, look like a child two weeks ago when we played the Giants.
He is very fresh right now because Rex basically gave him the entire camp off.
Bring on the Patriots.
"Target identified. Prepare for extermination"