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    Our defense is like me..

    ..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!

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    So nine men piling on top of a tight end reminds you of sex?

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    Blunt force trauma *****es!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtySanchez123456 View Post
    ..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!

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    sometimes you think you have heard it all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtySanchez123456 View Post
    ..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!
    And they say romance is dead.

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    Best thread EVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtySanchez123456 View Post
    ..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!
    That probably has more to do with the Ruffies and not your prowess.

    Oh, and if they remember you, that may not be such a good thing for you.

    Might want to think about saving up some bail money.

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    Knocking yourself in the skull while playing with yourself is not blunt force trauma...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conkboy View Post
    Knocking yourself in the skull while playing with yourself is not blunt force trauma...
    Blunt Force Trauma is a good name for a band.

    or a Fantasy Football Team

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtySanchez123456 View Post
    ..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!
    Visit any Hofstra bathrooms recently?

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    So you come unexpectedly fast and without warning? And the average play lasts about 8 seconds?

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    Our defense is like fugging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    So you come unexpectedly fast and without warning? And the average play lasts about 8 seconds?
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike D View Post
    Our defense is like fugging?
    I think he is trying to say that he uses a fugging violent approach with his fugging schween and the girls go oh I dont know what fugging hit me, then walk out of his room.


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    anyone else getting a JackTheRipper/Squatdog vibe from this dude??

    i mean, blunt force trauma, fugging... what's next, powershots??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    LOL

    Sometimes the pressure is so great that it explodes in 1.8 seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I think he is trying to say that he uses a fugging violent approach with his fugging schween and the girls go oh I dont know what fugging hit me, then walk out of his room.

    Oh, I wish he had said so... there's a word for that actually, lemme see what was it again...?

    Oh, I remember.

    Rape.

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