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    Our defense is like me..

    ..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!:poundu:

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    So nine men piling on top of a tight end reminds you of sex?

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    Blunt force trauma *****es!!!!

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    [QUOTE=DirtySanchez123456;3267321]..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!:poundu:[/QUOTE]

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    sometimes you think you have heard it all....

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    [QUOTE=DirtySanchez123456;3267321]..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!:poundu:[/QUOTE]

    And they say romance is dead.

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    Best thread EVER!

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    [QUOTE=DirtySanchez123456;3267321]..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady [B]dazed and confused[/B]. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!:poundu:[/QUOTE]

    That probably has more to do with the Ruffies and not your prowess.

    Oh, and if they remember you, that may not be such a good thing for you.

    Might want to think about saving up some bail money.

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    Knocking yourself in the skull while playing with yourself is not blunt force trauma...

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    [QUOTE=Conkboy;3267819]Knocking yourself in the skull while playing with yourself is not blunt force trauma...[/QUOTE]

    Blunt Force Trauma is a good name for a band.

    or a Fantasy Football Team

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    [QUOTE=DirtySanchez123456;3267321]..fugging. Same attack style blunt force trauma. It dawned on me when I saw Brady dazed and confused. I've seen that look before: girls leaving my bedroom! Leave no prisoners and make them remember you!!!:poundu:[/QUOTE]

    Visit any Hofstra bathrooms recently?

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    So you come unexpectedly fast and without warning? And the average play lasts about 8 seconds?

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    Our defense is like fugging?

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3268634]So you come unexpectedly fast and without warning? And the average play lasts about 8 seconds?[/QUOTE]
    LOL :D

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    [QUOTE=Mike D;3268649]Our defense is like fugging?[/QUOTE]

    I think he is trying to say that he uses a fugging violent approach with his fugging schween and the girls go oh I dont know what fugging hit me, then walk out of his room.

    :dunno:

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    anyone else getting a JackTheRipper/Squatdog vibe from this dude??

    i mean, blunt force trauma, fugging... what's next, powershots?? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3268651]LOL :D[/QUOTE]


    Sometimes the pressure is so great that it explodes in 1.8 seconds

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    [QUOTE=32green;3268709]I think he is trying to say that he uses a fugging violent approach with his fugging schween and the girls go oh I dont know what fugging hit me, then walk out of his room.

    :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    Oh, I wish he had said so... there's a word for that actually, lemme see what was it again...?

    Oh, I remember.

    Rape.

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