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    Nineteen pound baby

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    This picture is hilarious. The big baby looks like he's crying because he knows he's huge.

    The little baby is looking like "don't roll over on me you giant mother******".

    Then he icing on the cake is the photograper wrapping the small baby tight, like he's in a straightjacket, to make the big baby appear even bigger. Like he wasn't big enough already.:D

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    they will name him San Diago, because his mom now has a whale's vagina.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3272615][IMG]http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20090923/capt.photo_1253714351595-1-0.jpg[/IMG]


    This picture is hilarious. The big baby looks like he's crying because he knows he's huge.

    The little baby is looking like "don't roll over on me you giant mother******".

    Then he icing on the cake is the photograper wrapping the small baby tight, like he's in a straightjacket, to make the big baby appear even bigger. Like he wasn't big enough already.:D[/QUOTE]lmao...

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3272624]they will name him San Diago, because his mom now has a whale's vagina.[/QUOTE]lol...lets just agree to disagree...

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3272615][IMG]http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20090923/capt.photo_1253714351595-1-0.jpg[/IMG]


    This picture is hilarious. The big baby looks like he's crying because he knows he's huge.

    The little baby is looking like "don't roll over on me you giant mother******".

    Then he icing on the cake is the photograper wrapping the small baby tight, like he's in a straightjacket, to make the big baby appear even bigger. Like he wasn't big enough already.:D[/QUOTE]

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    Give that kid a football and slap a jersey on him. :eek:

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    the insanely large babies always seem to be asian....

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    [IMG]http://www.themarijuanaobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sumo-wrestler.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3272624]they will name him San Diago, because his mom now has a whale's vagina.[/QUOTE]

    We've been having the same party in the hamper for 8 months, and that is in no way depressing.

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    that had to hurt

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3273301]that had to hurt[/QUOTE]

    I'm sure the mother will never be the same.

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    19 lbs. baby = 4 lbs. mudflaps

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    [QUOTE=acepepe;3273584]19 lbs. baby = 4 lbs. mudflaps[/QUOTE]
    lol...

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    4 weeks later

    Hubby says to wife, 'honey, I'd like a little pu$$y'

    Wife says to hubby 'so would I; mine's as big as a house.'

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    I've become somewhat smitten with the small baby and wouldn't mind adopting it.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3273755]I've become somewhat smitten with the small baby and wouldn't mind adopting it.[/QUOTE]

    You say "wouldnt mind" as if you werent involved in the initial decision.

    It's as if someone showed up on your door and said "Here. You are adopting this startled looking Chinese baby".

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3273301]that had to hurt[/QUOTE]
    "The Hole Story", or "How I Got My Head Inside Your Mother".

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    [QUOTE=32green;3273783]You say "wouldnt mind" as if you werent involved in the initial decision.

    It's as if someone showed up on your door and said "Here. You are adopting this startled looking Chinese baby".[/QUOTE]

    I'm a bit apprehensive about adopting the small baby because I fear some sort of mix-up that will result in the giant baby, in a giant box with holes, on my porch. I just can't afford that kind of Captain Crunch bill.

    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3273808]"The Hole Story", or "How I Got My Head Inside Your Mother".[/QUOTE]

    lol oh no

    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3273824]I'm a bit apprehensive about adopting the small baby because I fear some sort of mix-up that will result in the giant baby, in a giant box with holes, on my porch. I just can't afford that kind of Captain Crunch bill.

    :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Listen, you start feeding Cap'n Crunch to an infant and I guarantee money will be the least of your problems. DO you own a shovel and lime?

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    [QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3273747]4 weeks later

    Hubby says to wife, 'honey, I'd like a little pu$$y'

    Wife says to hubby 'so would I; mine's as big as a house.'[/QUOTE]

    4 weeks later...

    Hubby is going down on the wife and says, "My, you have a big *****... my, you have a big *****..."

    Wife ask, "Why did you say that twice?"

    Hubby replies, "I didn't."
























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