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    Need your twisted help.

    Want to pull a prank on my buddy tonight who's going to A.C.

    Last week he had me dialing and speaking to some unpleasant people on the phone, so now payback.

    I already called the Taj to ask them if they will decorate the room for me (acting as the guy who's name the room is under), telling them it is my lovers birthday, and I wanted to give HIM a great night, but they wouldn't do it.

    I was thinking about calling a male escort service but I would probably need to give a credit card so that's out.

    This is where you sick individuals come in, anyone have an idea?

    Something.

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    Somebody help a Green brother out! I'm all thumbs here. :(

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    Instead of a massage parlor you can probably find something on craigslist, you won't need a credit card.. This looks good (and a little fishy!)

    [url]http://southjersey.craigslist.org/bar/1359627461.html[/url]

    contact this dude and tell him you'll be in town, give your friends name and hotel phone number. Tell him you'll trade an extensive cd collection for a full body massage. Tell him you'll throw in a laptop for something really "funky"- his choice.

    Unfortunately, there's no phone number, so you could open a hotmail account in your friends name and contact this dude. If that's too much work, maybe
    there's something similar in Craigslist where there's a phone number.
    Last edited by Timmy®; 09-25-2009 at 01:57 PM.

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    Here's the ultimate prank.

    Next time your buddy needs to fly on a plane. Here's what you do.

    Buy a huge, massive dildo from a sex shop. Tape a small pocket knife to it. Wrap it up as inconspicuously as possible. Have someone slip into his carry on bag. Pass it off as an awesome gift that he can open when he gets on the plane.

    When he goes through security, they will make him take out the "package" unwrap it, massive hilarity will ensure, public shaming at an airport will be huge.

    Game. Set. Pwned.

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    [QUOTE=Ha Ha Ha;3273897]Here's the ultimate prank.

    Next time your buddy needs to fly on a plane. Here's what you do.

    Buy a huge, massive dildo from a sex shop. Tape a small pocket knife to it. Wrap it up as inconspicuously as possible. Have someone slip into his carry on bag. Pass it off as an awesome gift that he can open when he gets on the plane.

    When he goes through security, they will make him take out the "package" unwrap it, massive hilarity will ensure, public shaming at an airport will be huge.

    Game. Set. Pwned.[/QUOTE]
    this was going to be similar to my suggestion but I didn't think the guy would be in an airport

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    [QUOTE=Ha Ha Ha;3273897]Here's the ultimate prank.

    Next time your buddy needs to fly on a plane. Here's what you do.

    Buy a huge, massive dildo from a sex shop. Tape a small pocket knife to it. Wrap it up as inconspicuously as possible. Have someone slip into his carry on bag. Pass it off as an awesome gift that he can open when he gets on the plane.

    When he goes through security, they will make him take out the "package" unwrap it, massive hilarity will ensure, public shaming at an airport will be huge.

    Game. Set. Pwned.[/QUOTE]

    hilarity? yes.

    public shaming? indubitably.


    but, uh, wouldn't he get arrested for trying to sneak a knife into a flight?

    and also, if the dildo is as massive and intimidating as you make it out to be, wouldn't it be considered a deadly weapon, as well?

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    [QUOTE=Mike D;3273782]Want to pull a prank on my buddy tonight who's going to A.C.

    Last week he had me dialing and speaking to some unpleasant people on the phone, so now payback.

    I already called the Taj to ask them if they will decorate the room for me (acting as the guy who's name the room is under), telling them it is my lovers birthday, and I wanted to give HIM a great night, but they wouldn't do it.

    I was thinking about calling a male escort service but I would probably need to give a credit card so that's out.

    This is where you sick individuals come in, anyone have an idea?

    Something.[/QUOTE]

    does your buddy have a wife/significant other?

    if so, convince the girl to call your friend and tell him that her ex just happens to be in town the same night that he's going to AC. they've agreed to meet at her place for brownies and buttsecks :)

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    [QUOTE=Mike D;3273782]Want to pull a prank on my buddy tonight who's going to A.C.

    Last week he had me dialing and speaking to some unpleasant people on the phone, so now payback.

    I already called the Taj to ask them if they will decorate the room for me (acting as the guy who's name the room is under), telling them it is my lovers birthday, and I wanted to give HIM a great night, but they wouldn't do it.

    I was thinking about calling a male escort service but I would probably need to give a credit card so that's out.

    This is where you sick individuals come in, anyone have an idea?

    Something.[/QUOTE]

    You need to hire a guy that will dress in some type of Indian attire so that he looks like a costumed Taj employee. Send him a picture of your buddy and an estimated time of arrival. He should be milling about the front of the hotel when your buddy arrives. When he gets out of his car and before he enters, the fake Taj "greeter" will welcome your buddy to the Taj Majal with a complimentary drink "from all of us here at Taj".

    Up to you what to put in that drink, depending on how sick urine the mood to be.

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    Pay to have penis-shaped balloons delivered to his room by a flamer.

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    [QUOTE=Guido Monzino;3273988]You need to hire a guy that will dress in some type of Indian attire so that he looks like a costumed Taj employee. [/QUOTE]




    [IMG]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/726676056_23260c7508.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3274008][IMG]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/726676056_23260c7508.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Yes, just like that :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3274008][IMG]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/726676056_23260c7508.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    good to see Chief Rolling White Socks is doing well :yes:

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