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Thread: Rubbing One Out At the Office?

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    Rubbing One Out At the Office?

    Yes?

    No?

    Possibly?

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    Never did it. I can't imagine the context when I would be confident of someone not walking in on the activity. However, I would definitely "do" a female boss in her office. Then I wouldn't care who walked in.

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;3279174]Yes?

    No?

    Possibly?[/QUOTE]

    At the desk?

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    YES! haha...i acually just did about an hour ago. There is a private bathroom here at work...and this slut i know...wanted to have phone sex...was in such a good mood from the Jets winning..was like....why not! Also have gotten a BJ under the stairs once or twice at work! Nothing like getting your rocks off on the company dime!! :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Yale1087;3279199]YES! haha...i acually just did about an hour ago. There is a private bathroom here at work...a[B]nd this slut i know...wanted to have phone sex[/B]...was in such a good mood from the Jets winning..was like....why not! Also have gotten a BJ under the stairs once or twice at work! Nothing like getting your rocks off on the company dime!! :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Is the chick hot or what? Let's get an image of her on here pronto, Yale.

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    Wait until someone drops [I]that[/I] magazine on Paulie's desk.

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    Reminds me of the guy who carried magazines into the bathroom and then forced Paulie to take them afterwards.

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    btw, I'm going with another choice, this probably was not a good idea on thread topics :eek:

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3279208]Wait until someone drops [I]that[/I] magazine on Paulie's desk.[/QUOTE]

    Damn you beat me:D

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    What the heck would I have to look forward to?

    Definitely not.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279217]Damn you beat me:D[/QUOTE]
    lol

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    Did it in a back stairwell, which was not a high-traffic area. Told a hot chick that I was messing around with to meet me there. She had on a skirt w/no panties on, and she became spooked before it got really serious (I swear to god, I didn't care who walked in at that point, I was going to drill her right there). She gave me a few rubs before she ran back to her desk, and I just had to rub one out right there in the stairwell before composing myself and finding a bathroom to wash up.

    I told her about it later on, and she said she was going to ask the secruity guard to show her the video tape. It turns out there were no security cameras there, but I was nervous for a while!

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    This thread kinda makes my 'brownie' post tame by comparison...well, okay. Never mind.;)

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    [QUOTE=Vinny Patrollie;3279242]This thread kinda makes my 'brownie' post tame by comparison...well, okay. Never mind.;)[/QUOTE]

    Don't post a video of a guy rubbing one out.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279252]Don't post a video of a guy rubbing one out.[/QUOTE]

    Only if the guy is Lady Gaga.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3279215]btw, I'm going with another choice, this probably was not a good idea on thread topics :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Are you questioning my Thread Creation Skillz?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279252]Don't post a video of a guy rubbing one out.[/QUOTE]

    No worries!:D

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;3279267]Are you questioning my Thread Creation Skillz?[/QUOTE]
    I actually thought your account got hacked :D

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3279272]I actually thought your account got hacked :D[/QUOTE]

    I'm trying very hard to fit in in the Hamper.

    Doot?

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    I wouldn't do it. The repercussions if caught would be disasterous.

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