Geez...Jets go 3-0 and Warfish is starting 'rub-1-out' threads.
THE END IS NIGH!
As a 16 year old, it wasn't a matter of if...it was a matter of how many times. I worked the Whopper board at Burger King.
I heard some odd noises last year while taking a leak in the office bathroom, and I was sure it couldn't be what I thought it was.
A buddy told me later on it was an old married dude having a "stall party" with some "reading material"; he was busted previously.
One summer I worked in a huge company headquarters as part of the maintenance team replacing lightbulbs and sh*t.
One day, while pulling some cables through the ceilings, I had to take down some of the bathroom ceiling, and found someone porn stash.
I put a huge post-it on the pile “BUSTED” and left the pile where it was.
Does after hours in a place you own couunt? I would take chicks back to my restaurant, after hour of drinking, Booth 16,the prep table, the walk in box. You name it it was defiled, and also sanitized, wasnt till the next day I knew what she looked like. Im sure to this day my staff was on to me.
Thanks guys, I'm never going to eat at a fast food restaurant again. Hold the special sauce!
As an accountant, I'm forever rubbing out.
no, no, no... nothing so perverse.
and, contrary to what the name might indicate, it had nothing to do with the size of certain parts of her anatomy.
it was more a case of her being super friendly to some of her male classmates, and to receive this special attention you just had to casually drop by her apartment... the majority of the time, if she was home, you'd benefit in some way from her kind and giving personality