View Poll Results: Rub One Out at Work/Office?

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Thread: Rubbing One Out At the Office?

  1. #41
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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3279657]I know a chick who..uh..pleasured herself at work.

    After she told me I rubbed one out of course.[/QUOTE]

    Hopefully right in front of her

  2. #42
    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279725]Hopefully right in/on her[/QUOTE]

    fixed.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3279728]fixed.[/QUOTE]

    I'm afraid this guy was right

    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3270945&postcount=2[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279733]I'm afraid this guy was right

    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3270945&postcount=2[/url][/QUOTE]

    lol, Hess ftw :D

    actually, he's not entirely wrong, teh Hamper can get downright creepy.

    especially if there aren't many people around... next thing you know, you got JStrokes putting the moves on you :steamin: :steamin:

  5. #45
    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279252]Don't post a video of a guy rubbing one out.[/QUOTE]

    I used to rub one out everyday when I worked in an office, Sometimes 2 or 3 times per day. Of course, no one could ever see me........

    [URL=http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1019][IMG]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/46/invisible_man_fap.gif[/IMG][/URL]

  6. #46
    [QUOTE=Vinny Patrollie;3279877]I used to rub one out everyday when I worked in an office, Sometimes 2 or 3 times per day. Of course, no one could ever see me........

    [URL=http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1019][IMG]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/46/invisible_man_fap.gif[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    Typical PAT* fan. No one saw them either before 2001.

  7. #47
    [QUOTE=jetswin;3279272]I actually thought your account got hacked :D[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, I was thinking the same thing lol.

  8. #48
    Geez...Jets go 3-0 and Warfish is starting 'rub-1-out' threads.

    THE END IS NIGH!

    As a 16 year old, it wasn't a matter of if...it was a matter of how many times. I worked the Whopper board at Burger King.

  9. #49
    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3279627]Major

    I know Colonel Potter, he's no Colonel Potter[/QUOTE]

    Geesh I demoted Winchester!

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    I heard some odd noises last year while taking a leak in the office bathroom, and I was sure it couldn't be what I thought it was.

    A buddy told me later on it was an old married dude having a "stall party" with some "reading material"; he was busted previously.

  11. #51
    [QUOTE=quantum;3280369]I heard some odd noises last year while taking a leak in the office bathroom, and I was sure it couldn't be what I thought it was.

    A buddy told me later on it was an old married dude having a [B]"stall party" [/B]with some "reading material"; he was busted previously.[/QUOTE]

    LOL. One of the top 10 coinages of the last two decades. That's brilliant.

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    One summer I worked in a huge company headquarters as part of the maintenance team replacing lightbulbs and sh*t.

    One day, while pulling some cables through the ceilings, I had to take down some of the bathroom ceiling, and found someone porn stash.

    I put a huge post-it on the pile “BUSTED” and left the pile where it was.

  13. #53
    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3280409]One summer I worked in a huge company headquarters as part of the maintenance team replacing lightbulbs and sh*t.

    One day, while pulling some cables through the ceilings, I had to take down some of the bathroom ceiling, and found someone porn stash.

    I put a huge post-it on the pile “BUSTED” and left the pile where it was.[/QUOTE]

    LOL. What a mind "F". I knew a guy at work who really despised one of our bosses. One day, out of the blue and for no apparent reason, he tells me he left a note on the person's desk which said, "I know". I thought this was brilliantly diabolical.

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    Does after hours in a place you own couunt? I would take chicks back to my restaurant, after hour of drinking, Booth 16,the prep table, the walk in box. You name it it was defiled, and also [B]sanitized[/B], wasnt till the next day I knew what she looked like:eek:. Im sure to this day my staff was on to me.:yes:

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    Thanks guys, I'm never going to eat at a fast food restaurant again. Hold the special sauce! :eek:

    As an accountant, I'm forever rubbing out.

    [IMG]http://www.homeroomteacher.com/images/eraser.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3281358]Thanks guys, I'm never going to eat at a fast food restaurant again. Hold the special sauce! :eek:

    As an accountant, I'm forever rubbing out.

    [IMG]http://www.homeroomteacher.com/images/eraser.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    It wasnt fast food...just fast nookie. When you are dining at the Y, I like to have several coarses.

  17. #57
    [QUOTE=BURGERMIKE;3281279]Does after hours in a place you own couunt? I would take chicks back to my restaurant, after hour of drinking, Booth 16,the prep table, the walk in box. You name it it was defiled, and also [B]sanitized[/B], wasnt till the next day I knew what she looked like:eek:. Im sure to this day my staff was on to me.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    lol @ "the walk-in box"


    that was the nickname of a fine young lady i knew in college :D

  18. #58
    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3281672][B]lol @ "the walk-in box" [/B]


    that was the nickname of a fine young lady i knew in college :D[/QUOTE]

    Nowdays we call that "gaping".

  19. #59
    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3281676]Nowdays we call that "gaping".[/QUOTE]

    egadz :eek:

    no, no, no... nothing so perverse.

    and, contrary to what the name might indicate, it had nothing to do with the size of certain parts of her anatomy.

    it was more a case of her being super friendly to some of her male classmates, and to receive this special attention you just had to casually drop by her apartment... the majority of the time, if she was home, you'd benefit in some way from her kind and giving personality :O

  20. #60
    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3281689]egadz :eek:

    no, no, no... nothing so perverse.

    and, contrary to what the name might indicate, it had nothing to do with the size of certain parts of her anatomy.

    it was more a case of her being super friendly to some of her male classmates, and to receive this special attention you just had to casually drop by her apartment... the majority of the time, if she was home, you'd benefit in some way from her kind and giving personality :O[/QUOTE]

    I was making a joke on "walk in box" and gaping, not your lady friend. I would never be so crass.

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