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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284025]i have done it in an office before, but not in a public bathroom. you know people miss and that they pee on the floor, and you are going go plob your butt down there and have sex??? ewwww[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3284110]Go on........[/QUOTE]
    exactly...that was like "tune in next week"

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284025]i have done it in an office before[/QUOTE]

    who hasn't???

    [QUOTE]but not in a public bathroom. [/QUOTE]

    who wants to???

    [QUOTE]you know people miss and that they pee on the floor, and you are going go plob your butt down there and have sex??? ewwww[/QUOTE]

    exactly- they must've got in there early first quarter before people began recycling the beer....

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3283820]Doing it in a public bathroom, with no thought to deadly microbes or pathogens, is what I miss about being young and carefree. Now, you'd need to put me in a nuke suit.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3284036]I would've gone doggie style.

    - Limited contact with floor
    - Better view
    - Don't need to smile :eek: ;)[/QUOTE]

    But if you are gonna get it on in a public bathroom, at least the place is brand new and (hopefully) clean. Taj Mahal of stadiums=Taj Mahal of bathrooms.

    Then again all it takes is one guy or gal to piss all over the place, you know the type with the "this isnt my toilet, and I don't have to clean it" mentality.

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    are those who dont sit on public toliets and squats down and gets pee everywhere

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3284110]Go on........[/QUOTE]
    it was my ex husband's boss :D

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    Did it a few times in a bathroom (or at least attempted). Those stalls can be really small. The most successful, and hottest, was at a wedding at a catering hall. I took this chick I was dating to the wedding, but ended up banging another chick I worked with who was also invited to the wedding in a bathroom stall. Doggie style: dress up around her waist, arms stretched out on the wall over the toilet.

    Ah, to be young and carefree (and drunk) again...

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284205]it was my ex husband's boss :D[/QUOTE]

    oh- didn't know you were a chick- this will be better than anything I could ever post....

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    [QUOTE=Come Back to NY;3284217]oh- didn't know you were a chick- this will be better than anything I could ever post....[/QUOTE]
    you know what they say.. paybacks are a b itch

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284231]you know what they say.. paybacks are a b itch[/QUOTE]

    I always found hate fuqs to be rather fun....

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284205]it was my ex husband's boss :D[/QUOTE]

    Is that why he's now your ex???? :D

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    That site is great by the way. Check out the funny jersey pictures...

    [url]http://deadspin.com/5371250/the-best-or-worst-personalized-jerseys-of-the-year/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i[/url]
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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;3284286]That site is great by the way. Check out the funny jersey pictures...

    [url]http://deadspin.com/5371250/the-best-or-worst-personalized-jerseys-of-the-year/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i[/url]


    Oh, never in a public bathroom but took Mrs. JS23 on top of my fraternity washing machine in the laundry room....before she was Mrs. JS23 of course. :P[/QUOTE]

    Ah yes, the ol last spin treatment. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284205]it was my ex husband's boss :D[/QUOTE]

    Nice! I like your style...AND you like football. Triple Word Score!


    Sex is fun. Adjustable office chairs can be a blast. They're adjustable...plus sometimes, the arms of the chair can be used as leg restraining devices...:D

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3284300]Nice! I like your style...AND you like football. Triple Word Score!


    Sex is fun. Adjustable office chairs can be a blast. They're adjustable...plus sometimes, the arms of the chair can be used as leg restraining devices...:D[/QUOTE]
    you dirty man... i like how you think :yes:

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3284300]Nice! I like your style...AND you like football. Triple Word Score!


    Sex is fun. Adjustable office chairs can be a blast. They're adjustable...plus sometimes, the arms of the chair can be used as leg restraining devices...:D[/QUOTE]


    My dad was a doctor and growing up, he had an office in our house. And in that office he had an examining table with OBGYN stirrups!

    Now THOSE were perfect footrests :D

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3284358]My dad was a doctor and growing up, he had an office in our house. And in that office he had an examining table with OBGYN stirrups!

    Now THOSE were perfect footrests :D[/QUOTE]

    lol...that does sound rewarding.

    I still stand by my assertion that weight benches are the best pieces of "furniture" for messing around on...so many possibilities. I actually got caught once using a heavy bag...I took it off it's chain and laid it on the floor. It was quite a useful piece of "equipment" after I was done...:P

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    somehow, i am afraid to ask....:D

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3284392]I actually got caught once using a heavy bag...I took it off it's chain and laid it on the floor. It was quite a useful piece of "equipment" after I was done...:P[/QUOTE]


    Lol Plumber, that must have taken like.... a gallon of lube to get in, well done.














    :D

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    [QUOTE=32green;3284396]Lol Plumber, that must have taken like.... a gallon of lube to get in, well done.














    :D[/QUOTE]


    LMFAO!!! :D

    That was a hanging curve if I've ever seen one....

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    [QUOTE=32green;3284396]Lol Plumber, that must have taken like.... a gallon of lube to get in, well done.




    :D[/QUOTE]

    En fuego today, 32...VERY funny shxx.

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