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Thread: Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls

  1. #41
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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3284036]I would've gone doggie style.

    - Limited contact with floor
    - Better view
    - Don't need to smile :eek: ;)[/QUOTE]

    I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.

    Idiot Texans go missionary style.

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    [QUOTE=SMC;3284455]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.

    Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE]

    Prolly b/c it was an auto flush toilet and her swaying titz would cause it to keep going off?!?!

    Jes sayin.........

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3284475]Prolly b/c it was an auto flush toilet and her swaying titz would cause it to keep going off?!?!

    Jes sayin.........[/QUOTE]
    Maybe she was passed out drunk. :dunno:

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    The comments to the article on that site are HILARIOUS!

    [QUOTE]But did he hit the video screen?[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]I heard he was f*cking Alvin Harper.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]Guess she had the under.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE]Actually, that's Wade Phillips' office.[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=SMC;3284455][B]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.[/B]

    Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE]

    If the guy had any sense, he would have ordered a Chinese hanging basket weeks earlier and brought it with him to the Stadium. I'm sure there's a drop ceiling in that bathroom, which would have given access to the building's joists, and provided ample support for the rhythmic swaying necessary for successful coupling utilizing this sexual appliance.

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    ....and then the Giants did the same thing to the Cowboys.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3284396]Lol Plumber, that must have taken like.... a gallon of lube to get in, well done.














    :D[/QUOTE]

    HAHAHA

    Thatta boy, 32. Haven't laughed that hard from a JI post since 'Nam.

    :D

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3284025]i have done it in an office before[/QUOTE]

    Pictures?

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