[QUOTE=SMC;3284455][B]I would have gone doggie style standing up, without worrying about any microbes or germs or contact with the floor.[/B]
Idiot Texans go missionary style.[/QUOTE]
If the guy had any sense, he would have ordered a Chinese hanging basket weeks earlier and brought it with him to the Stadium. I'm sure there's a drop ceiling in that bathroom, which would have given access to the building's joists, and provided ample support for the rhythmic swaying necessary for successful coupling utilizing this sexual appliance.