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    $4,341

    27 minutes a day.
    5 days a week.
    135 minutes a week.
    540 minutes a month.

    7,020 minutes a year.

    $4,341 before taxes.

    I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033]27 minutes a day.
    5 days a week.
    135 minutes a week.
    540 minutes a month.

    7,020 minutes a year.

    $4,341 before taxes.

    I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE]

    I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my company's dime. Good times.:yes:
    Last edited by Carlton; 10-02-2009 at 01:53 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033]27 minutes a day.
    5 days a week.
    135 minutes a week.
    540 minutes a month.

    7,020 minutes a year.

    $4,341 before taxes.

    I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE]

    Now do JI Posting Time....

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3286057]Now do JI Posting Time....[/QUOTE]

    lol...that was my next suggestion...:P

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3286054]I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my companies dime. Good times.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    And many read about it on their companies time. The Interweb sure is funny sometimes.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3286054]I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my companies dime. Good times.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    What'd you come up with?

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3286057]Now do JI Posting Time....[/QUOTE]

    Aren't the two acts sort of the same?

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033][B]27 minutes a day[/B].
    5 days a week.
    135 minutes a week.
    540 minutes a month.

    7,020 minutes a year.

    $4,341 before taxes.

    I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE]

    You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl?

    Your hemarroids must hang like figs.



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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE]
    $108.624.00

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286071]Aren't the two acts sort of the same?[/QUOTE]

    Not if the time is on insitefull football talk.

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE]

    I got 77,173.33

    40 hrs/week * 52 weeks * 60 min/hr=124,800 minutes in a year

    7020/124,800=5.625%=ratio of minutes dooting/work minutes

    4341/5.625%=77173=implied salary based on his $/dooting time

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3286078]You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl?

    Your hemarroids must hang like figs.



    _[/QUOTE]

    LOL

    That's gross man. I averaged in pee breaks too...

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3286080]$108.624.00[/QUOTE]

    LOL thanks for the raise. :D

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3286078]You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl?

    Your hemarroids must hang like figs.


    _[/QUOTE]

    My nomination for post of the week.

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE]

    Something in the 76 range, but I did it with 8 hours 5 days a week 52 weeks a year so it was very rough. God I wish I worked 8 hours a day...

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    [QUOTE=IM3;3286089]I got 77,173.33

    40 hrs/week * 52 weeks * 60 min/hr=124,800 minutes in a year

    7020/124,800=5.625%=ratio of minutes dooting/work minutes

    4341/5.625%=77173=implied salary based on his $/dooting time[/QUOTE]

    You are correct sir. However, I didn't start this thread to talk about my earnings... I don't want it to becomes a SAR I "i have a small penis but i got lotsa expensive crap" thread.

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    [QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286095]LOL thanks for the raise. :D[/QUOTE]
    [IMG]http://mediabistro.com/mediajobsdaily/original/office%20space%20bobs.jpg[/IMG]

    you deserve it :cool:

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    [QUOTE=Warfish;3286061]And many read about it on their companies time. The Interweb sure is funny sometimes.[/QUOTE]

    That's because its a series of interconnected tubes.


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