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    My right hand...my best friend

    At the end of my life, before I die, I will honor my right hand and thank it for taking care of me all these years.

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    and you felt the necessity of sharing this on the world wide web because......

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    move to Rhona Mitra thread...

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    Once in a while, live a little, and go with "the stranger", your left.

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    [QUOTE=82nd Airborne;3301683]At the end of my life, before I die, I will honor my right hand and thank it for taking care of me all these years.[/QUOTE]

    You must be real popular in the barracks

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3301747]Once in a while, live a little, and go with "the stranger", your left.[/QUOTE]

    and live with the guilt? no thanks.

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    Borg, I had to go full time stranger for 2 months with a cast on my right hand.
    Amazing how you can adapt.

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    [QUOTE=Pac2566;3301799]and live with the guilt? no thanks.[/QUOTE]

    LOL. Catholic school education, I see.

    [QUOTE=jetsnrangers;3301833]Borg, I had to go full time stranger for 2 months with a cast on my right hand.
    [B]Amazing how you can adapt[/B].[/QUOTE]

    No doubt. Where there is a will... LOL. I have been known to dabble in the occasional "threesome" (both hands) to mix things up.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3301994]LOL. Catholic school education, I see.



    No doubt. Where there is a will... LOL. I have been known to dabble in the occasional "threesome" (both hands) to mix things up.[/QUOTE]

    Classic!!!
    Or also called "wringing the shammy" (chamois for you sophisticates)

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3301994] I have been known to dabble in the occasional "threesome" (both hands) to mix things up.[/QUOTE]

    very effective and highly reccomended strategy when you are in the company of a naked female.....:yes:

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    [QUOTE=acepepe;3301760]You must be real popular in the barracks[/QUOTE]

    LOL:D

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    [QUOTE=jetsnrangers;3301833]Borg, I had to go full time stranger for 2 months with a cast on my right hand.
    Amazing how you can adapt.[/QUOTE]

    You should have requested a soft cast.

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    Isn't there a song about this? Fappers delight?

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    [QUOTE=jetsnrangers;3302010]Classic!!!
    Or also called [B]"wringing the shammy" [/B](chamois for you sophisticates)[/QUOTE]

    LOL. Never heard that before. Hilarious.

    [QUOTE=Come Back to NY;3302031]very effective and highly reccomended strategy when you are in the company of a naked female.....:yes:[/QUOTE]

    Indeed, CBNY. Indeed. :D

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    Masturbating is a sin.


    If God wanted us to masturbate, he wouldn't have given us cantelopes and microwaves.

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    [QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3302696]Masturbating is a sin.


    If God wanted us to masturbate, he wouldn't have given us cantelopes and microwaves.[/QUOTE]

    Or the imagination and resourcefulness to put just the slightest amount of warmth of calf's liver.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3302870]Or the imagination and resourcefulness to put just the slightest amount of warmth of calf's liver.[/QUOTE]

    I prefer a sock filled with hot pâté.

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    Are you one of those guys that purposefully sleeps on his arm to make it fall asleep, then uses it to fap so it feels like a stranger is doing it? :D

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    [QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3302696]Masturbating is a sin.


    If God wanted us to masturbate, he wouldn't have given us cantelopes and microwaves.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3302870]Or the imagination and resourcefulness to put just the slightest amount of warmth of calf's liver.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3302879]I prefer a sock filled with hot pâté.[/QUOTE]

    Or a watermelon with a hole drilled in it with a playboy taped to the top of it, lol!!!!!!!!!!!



    Right, guys?







    right?





    lol







    hello?







    :O




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    [QUOTE=32green;3303188]Or a watermelon with a hole drilled in it with a playboy taped to the top of it, lol!!!!!!!!!!!



    Right, guys?







    right?





    lol







    hello?







    :O




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    freak. :eek:

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