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    OK, which one of you guys got started early today?


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    Pretty sure there was a video made of someone rocking out to Bruce not long after that guy left the store. Just sayin.

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    Holy Foster Brooks! I couldn't get past the first minute watching that ballet he was doing. I hope to hell he wasn't driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Pretty sure there was a video made of someone rocking out to Bruce not long after that guy left the store. Just sayin.
    I can't beleive I missed that performance

    Quote Originally Posted by parkwayjet1 View Post
    Holy Foster Brooks! I couldn't get past the first minute watching that ballet he was doing. I hope to hell he wasn't driving.
    I was thinking the same thing

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    That dudes on a little more than just the sauce.

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    I think thats Scott Norwood.

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    I was waiting for the Piano player to come over and help him, but I guess the old dude browsing the porno's got first dibs.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    i can't decide what's more, uh, impressive:


    how piss-drunk he was, yet still managed to stay conscious (LOOSELY)...

    or the fact that during his whole, "i've fallen and i can't get up" ordeal he never once broke contact with the case of beer


    it's like he was one of those contests in which whoever touches the car for the longest time gets to take it home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    That dudes on a little more than just the sauce.
    you ain't kiddin'


    by the looks of him, i'd say there's roughly a 93.7% chance of crystal meth being involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    or the fact that during his whole, "i've fallen and i can't get up" ordeal he never once broke contact with the case of beer

    Lol...I noticed that too....it was like the 12 pack suddenly weighed 2 tons.....it stayed put while he thrashed around it.

    Mimes could learn from this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Jets & Ham View Post
    lol

    I'm trying to think if I was ever that wasted and I really don't think I was

    I mean I did some serious partying back in the day, had quite a few lost weekends, but I don't think I ever reached this guys level of infamy
    Only once was I like that. My friend and I took qualudes right before we got on a city bus. While sitting on the bus we were thinking "these suck!" But when it was time to pull the rope, stand up, and get off; I looked exactly like the dude in the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Only once was I like that. My friend and I took qualudes right before we got on a city bus. While sitting on the bus we were thinking "these suck!" But when it was time to pull the rope, stand up, and get off; I looked exactly like the dude in the video.
    How did you make it to 20?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    How did you make it to 20?
    I was over 20 at the time. Went home and made french fries in one of those college student ovens that you had to light in the back with a match, and then get your arm out before the explosion. Not one to waste money on long matches, I went with the tried and true "light a rolled-up paper toll on the stove and stick it in the oven". Thankfully I didn't blow my arm clean off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I was over 20 at the time.

    Its funny....as I typed it, I knew you were going to say that, and I got a little sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Jets & Ham View Post
    lol

    I'm trying to think if I was ever that wasted and I really don't think I was

    I mean I did some serious partying back in the day, had quite a few lost weekends, but I don't think I ever reached this guys level of infamy
    Hey, what happened to your Yankee Flag....It got us this far..Did you take it down before the play offs started?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    i can't decide what's more, uh, impressive:


    how piss-drunk he was, yet still managed to stay conscious (LOOSELY)...

    or the fact that during his whole, "i've fallen and i can't get up" ordeal he never once broke contact with the case of beer


    it's like he was one of those contests in which whoever touches the car for the longest time gets to take it home...
    first thing I noticed...it's almost like he is a super hero and that is his power pack,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    first thing I noticed...it's almost like he is a super hero and that is his power pack,lol
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    lolz losers

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
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    lolz losers

    here we are... my wife and bro in law are going out east to fix the bathroom tomorrow...I asked her what would you rather, "rolo laying tile or me laying pipe?"...I'm sitting outside smoking a cigar right now, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    here we are... my wife and bro in law are going out east to fix the bathroom tomorrow...I asked her what would you rather, "rolo laying tile or me laying pipe?"...I'm sitting outside smoking a cigar right now, lol
    Make sure she doesnt lock the door "accidently"...these womenfolks....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Make sure she doesnt lock the door "accidently"...these womenfolks....
    they dont understand how simple life can be sometimes...she was laughing when I tried to get her to vcome outside

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