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    Name Change - What's Yours?

    Feeling kinda blase. I was thinking that I could improve my mood by changing my name.

    I think "Mack Rodhammer" would go well with a firm handshake. What do you guys think?

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3319124]Feeling kinda blase. I was thinking that I could improve my mood by changing my name.

    I think "Mack Rodhammer" would go well with a firm handshake. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

    Not in San Francisco:eek:

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    West Coast Dance Party.

    WC to the big DP.

    In the hizzy, feeling dizzy.

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    I'm going with "Ear_Tackle"

    It's a play on Nose Tackle, like a quasi-football reference, that I think connotes the fact that I'm a good listener and, with the Kris Jenkins news today, might get me some sympathy points. Kinda like, "hey, that guy gets it, Jenkins was a big part of the team and now he's gone but this poster is honoring it...not in a direct way, but he's probably a good listener and can hear the pain in the forum so he must be a good guy to have reading my posts. And maybe he can tackle corn stalks or something."

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3319133]Not in San Francisco:eek:[/QUOTE]
    Yeah...you're right; I had to stop telling folks that "I's brings the ruckus"...I had no idea what that meant. But...now I do. :O

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3319253]Yeah...you're right; I had to stop telling folks that "I's brings the ruckus"...I had no idea what that meant. But...now I do. :O[/QUOTE]

    Street Episiotomy?



    Warm baths, my man. Warm baths.:yes:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3319257][B]Street Episiotomy?[/B]



    Warm baths, my man. Warm baths.:yes:[/QUOTE]
    LOL


    Only a parent knows what the hell that is.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3319124]Feeling kinda blase. I was thinking that I could improve my mood by changing my name.

    I think "Mack Rodhammer" would go well with a firm handshake. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

    Isn't he a porn star?

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    [QUOTE=32green;3319257]Street Episiotomy?


    Warm baths, my man. Warm baths.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3319400]LOL

    Only a parent knows what the hell that is.[/QUOTE]

    4 kids, 2 c-sections.

    That leaves 2 episiotomies.

    Do you know how there are some feelings--sights, smells, sounds--that you can recall with total perfection and clarity, years, even decades later?

    My older sopne is 18. Now, all this time later, I can still hear, in my minds ear, that wet turgid horrid "SNIP". And what sounded like a small gush.

    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3319257]Street Episiotomy?

    Warm baths, my man. Warm baths.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3319400]LOL

    Only a parent knows what the hell that is.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=JStokes;3319865]4 kids, 2 c-sections.

    That leaves 2 episiotomies.

    Do you know how there are some feelings--sights, smells, sounds--that you can recall with total perfection and clarity, years, even decades later?

    My older sopne is 18. Now, all this time later, I can still hear, in my minds ear, that wet turgid horrid "SNIP". And what sounded like a small gush.

    That's gonna leave a mark.[/QUOTE]


    see, against my better judgement i went ahead and googledz "episiotomy"


    scarred and scared, for life :eek:

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    I don't know what episiotomy is, and I don't want to know.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3319910]I don't know what episiotomy is, and I don't want to know.[/QUOTE]

    the answer lies somewhere in Stokes post, but yeah, you DON'T want to know.





















    here's a link to Googly Images in case you decide that you want to know after all :)


    [URL="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=episiotomy&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=es&tab=wi"]"Episiotomy" -- as told by Google Images[/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3319925]the answer lies somewhere in Stokes post, but yeah, you DON'T want to know.





















    here's a link to Googly Images in case you decide that you want to know after all :)


    [URL="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=episiotomy&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=es&tab=wi"]"Episiotomy" -- as told by Google Images[/URL][/QUOTE]




    Oh my [I]God[/I]...


    Shouldn't a C-section be mandatory in this day and age or something?

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3319925]the answer lies somewhere in Stokes post, but yeah, you DON'T want to know.





















    here's a link to Googly Images in case you decide that you want to know after all :)


    [URL="http://images.google.co.cr/images?q=episiotomy&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=es&tab=wi"]"Episiotomy" -- as told by Google Images[/URL][/QUOTE]

    I gotta admit, it flinched a little.

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    All this talk about [I]that [/I]has me thinking Rip Torn already has the best name sewn up.

    [SIZE=1]jetswin subbing for Ches tonight[/SIZE]

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    If I was a girl, I'd want to be named Cheryl.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3319929]Oh my [I]God[/I]...


    Shouldn't a C-section be mandatory in this day and age or something?[/QUOTE]

    I actually came out breach, tore my mom a new one. :yes:

    I actually asked her why she didn't just have a c-section, (recently, not when I came out) and as it turns out the recovery time from a c-section is much harder.

    When I was a kid I asked my uncle what it's like to give birth and he gave me a classic: "Imagine pushing a watermelon out of your penis".

    Thank God I'm a guy.
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