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    Report: Tom Brady is Going to Hell

    Report: Tom Brady is going to hell

    Richard Petty, Adam Archuletta, and Joakim Noah, too, according to this Church in North Carolina.

    [B][SIZE="3"]Carolina Church Says Tom Brady Is Going to Hell [/SIZE][/B] by Michael Hurley on Oct 15, 2009 1:42:00 PM

    Tom Brady has a lot to worry about these days. He's clearly missing a beat with the offense, and his team has dropped two of its first five games.

    Now he has to worry about eternal damnation.

    The Amazing Grace Baptist Church released a list of athletes who are going to hell, and the Patriots' quarterback headlines the list.

    "Tom Brady has an unwed child, but it's okay because he wins Super Bowls," it says on the church's Web site, which has either crashed or been taken down. "Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don't marry and do the right thing, don't take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it's okay because of who I am. How many of you dad's cheer on Tom in the Super Bowl while your kids are watching?"

    Fortunately for Brady, he'll have some company down there. Also on the list:

    Richard Petty: "Richard Petty's god is racing, not God Almighty. He teaches that is okay in life to cheat just don't get caught doing it. Is Richard Petty your idol?"

    Note: Cheating in automobile racing must be that forgotten chapter in the Bible.

    Marko Jaric: "Engaged to the Victoria's Secret supermodel (porn magazine) Adriana Lima."

    Note: Porn magazine?

    Torrie Wilson (wrestler):"Committed an abomination by kissing a female wrester "Sable" on the lips."

    Note: This rule is also listed in the Bible, a few verses after the groundrules for racecar driving.

    Joakim Noah: "Has long hair, which is disobedient to the Word of God."

    Note: Umm ... so, what about this guy? JC doesn't look like a guy who spent his Sundays at the local barber shop.

    Matt Leinart: "He is teaching teenagers not to save themselves for their spouse, but to live it up because you only live life once. Is Matt your idol?"

    Note: Matt Leinart isn't an idol to most people, but that has more to do with his football game than it does his off-the-field escapades.

    Adam Archuleta: "Engaged to a Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott. They have one son. This is called fornication, and we all know what their son is called, the same thing the Bible calls him."

    Note: Adam Archuleta plays safety for the Las Vegas Locomotives. He was cut by the Raiders last season. Certainly, the man has been punished enough. Does he not deserve some reward?

    For Brady, this isn't the first time he's been under fire. He's been called everything from a bad dad to a money-hungry bum vigilante.

    On Thursday, and for the rest of the season, chances are the only title he cares to win back is the one of "greatest quarterback ever."

    [url]http://www.nesn.com/2009/10/carolina-church-says-tom-brady-is-going-to-hell.html[/url]

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;3319189]Report: Tom Brady is going to hell

    Richard Petty, Adam Archuletta, and Joakim Noah, too, according to this Church in North Carolina.

    [B][SIZE="3"]Carolina Church Says Tom Brady Is Going to Hell [/SIZE][/B] by Michael Hurley on Oct 15, 2009 1:42:00 PM

    Tom Brady has a lot to worry about these days. He's clearly missing a beat with the offense, and his team has dropped two of its first five games.

    Now he has to worry about eternal damnation.

    The Amazing Grace Baptist Church released a list of athletes who are going to hell, and the Patriots' quarterback headlines the list.

    "Tom Brady has an unwed child, but it's okay because he wins Super Bowls," it says on the church's Web site, which has either crashed or been taken down. "Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don't marry and do the right thing, don't take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it's okay because of who I am. How many of you dad's cheer on Tom in the Super Bowl while your kids are watching?"

    Fortunately for Brady, he'll have some company down there. Also on the list:

    Richard Petty: "Richard Petty's god is racing, not God Almighty. He teaches that is okay in life to cheat just don't get caught doing it. Is Richard Petty your idol?"

    Note: Cheating in automobile racing must be that forgotten chapter in the Bible.

    Marko Jaric: "Engaged to the Victoria's Secret supermodel (porn magazine) Adriana Lima."

    Note: Porn magazine?

    Torrie Wilson (wrestler):"Committed an abomination by kissing a female wrester "Sable" on the lips."

    Note: This rule is also listed in the Bible, a few verses after the groundrules for racecar driving.

    Joakim Noah: "Has long hair, which is disobedient to the Word of God."

    Note: Umm ... so, what about this guy? JC doesn't look like a guy who spent his Sundays at the local barber shop.

    Matt Leinart: "He is teaching teenagers not to save themselves for their spouse, but to live it up because you only live life once. Is Matt your idol?"

    Note: Matt Leinart isn't an idol to most people, but that has more to do with his football game than it does his off-the-field escapades.

    Adam Archuleta: "Engaged to a Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott. They have one son. This is called fornication, and we all know what their son is called, the same thing the Bible calls him."

    Note: Adam Archuleta plays safety for the Las Vegas Locomotives. He was cut by the Raiders last season. Certainly, the man has been punished enough. Does he not deserve some reward?

    For Brady, this isn't the first time he's been under fire. He's been called everything from a bad dad to a money-hungry bum vigilante.

    On Thursday, and for the rest of the season, chances are the only title he cares to win back is the one of "greatest quarterback ever."

    [url]http://www.nesn.com/2009/10/carolina-church-says-tom-brady-is-going-to-hell.html[/url][/QUOTE]

    Adam Archuleta plays safety for the Las Vegas Locomotives? :eek:

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    [QUOTE=HDCentStOhio;3319189]
    "Tom Brady has an unwed child[/QUOTE]

    Both of my children are unwed. They arent even allowed to date.

    I guess I'll be seeing TB in the burning fires of eteranal heck.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3319200]Both of my children are unwed.[/QUOTE]

    Joakim Noah has long hair.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;3319195]Adam Archuleta plays safety for the Las Vegas Locomotives? :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Isnt that like a two out of three love connection hit for JR128?

    Archuleta+LV Locomotives=JR win:yes:

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    What a bunch of wack jobs these people are.

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    What the hell happens if Timmyyyyy is your god?

    Do I have to cancel my Vermont pilgrimage?

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    See I [B]KNEW[/B] that Tom Brady was one of those "bad apples"

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    I saw a newscast about this church. They are having a book burning on Halloween. The pastor is calling it a big event.
    They are even burning bibles if they are not the King James version. Even simplified Protestant versions which are easy to read. Burning things by the devil Billy Graham and even Mother Theresa.
    Wouldn't want to be a Catholic or Jew in that town. Or even a Methodist.

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    uh umm.....I'm pretty sure Jesus is exempt from Hell

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    Ahhhhh...religion.


    Ain't it grand?

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