[QUOTE=ReleasetheAnimal;3321875]I feel so unimportant. No responses at all.[/QUOTE]
It was a good story but we heard this years ago where the woman sees a bug in the toilet bowl and sprays it to death with bug spray and then the hubby does a crap and smoke and burns his nuts the same way. So were laughed out.
I laughed as soon as I read the part about her pouring the gas in the toilet, I knew something bad was coming. But I LOL'd when the paramedics dropped him after hearing the story. That's like one last kick in the balls to a guy who already went through a glass window and then had his ass blown up on a toilet. Getting dropped and breaking a collarbone was the icing on the cake.